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Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS

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Cheeseandcucumber · 02/12/2017 12:00

So it arrived damaged. Never mind, I thought, it's what's inside that counts...

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iwouldgoouttonight · 10/12/2017 22:02

That last photo looks like a fucking crime scene. Blood splatter, dismembered limbs...

You need to do some kind of forensic testing to see who was responsible for the spider murder.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 10/12/2017 21:57

Very good RJ Grin. A house spider of Fraser, mummified in glitter. This has to be the worst door (so far).

ArchchancellorsHat · 10/12/2017 21:54

Fucks sake. just when we all thought they couldn't surpass the funnel. Spider pieces.

RJnomore1 · 10/12/2017 21:42

Well is a House of Fraser spiders body

HateSummer · 10/12/2017 21:38

OH! Shit! That’s a house spider’s body?!! And two legs? How?! This is not good. I can’t buy colour couture products anymore due to animal cruelty. Dammit.

Opheliasgoldenwine · 10/12/2017 20:36

OP you need to complain and tell us what they say about the spiders leg! Xmas Grin So grim though Xmas Shock

MayFayner · 10/12/2017 20:31

This thread is amazing. I have no beauty advent calendar at all, only a pathetic Kinder Bueno one. Thank you so much for allowing me to experience the joy of the HoF calendar vicariously through you, OP.

A word of warning though. Having got glitter in my eye last Christmas Day (thank you Tesco reindeer wrapping paper) I can confirm that it ruins Christmas morning drinks. So you may wish to re-assess your Christmas Day make-up plans which no doubt include all the glitter products from your calendar. Sorry to be a downer but better safe than sorry Xmas Sad

kwick · 10/12/2017 20:30

🤮

RJnomore1 · 10/12/2017 20:30

Try again

It ate its other six legs

RJnomore1 · 10/12/2017 20:30

Omg

That's the spiders body

It's been in there so long it steszitszother six legs then died and mummified

clairethewitch70 · 10/12/2017 20:28

Tell HOF about the spiders legs - they may offer you some Colour Couture shit for free, say the whole range of shittery, plus the rest of the spider.

clairethewitch70 · 10/12/2017 20:26

What the holy hell is that round black thing Xmas Shock

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Cheeseandcucumber · 10/12/2017 20:20

Oh and I added the penny, it wasn't included in the pot Xmas Grin HOF would have charged double to include pennies.

Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS
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Cheeseandcucumber · 10/12/2017 20:12

Xmas Grin I think I'd prefer spider legs to pubes but I'm not sure on roach antenna v spider leg, tough one.

Just for you, Hate, I tweezed the legs out of the pot and onto some paper. I had a little rummage to see if I could find any more legs and found a small, hard, round object. I wonder if it's spider shit? Maybe that's what all of the glitter is made from?? Xmas Shock

claire Xmas Grin you solved the funnel puzzle, now it all makes sense! It was always supposed to be for sifting bug limbs from the glitter.

Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS
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ChardonnaysPrettySister · 10/12/2017 19:54

If we keep talking about spiders here someone will demand a trigger warning in the OP.

HateSummer · 10/12/2017 19:23

True, but...spider legs?! 😱 could you put the legs on a white piece of paper so we can analyse what type of spider they belong to? They look more like cockroach antennas to me 🤢

IheartCaptainHolt · 10/12/2017 19:18

Even if they are bits of false lashes I'm not sure that's much worse than spider legs!

HateSummer · 10/12/2017 19:14

I’m reading this thread everyday for jokes! But really, are those REAL spider legs?! Really? Or is it bits of false lashes? I’m shocked 😱

ScarlettDarling · 10/12/2017 19:13

Op I don't think they're spiders legs. I think they're pubes Grin
This thread is hysterical!

lubeybooby · 10/12/2017 15:24

oh my fucking god. there really are spiders legs Xmas Shock

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 10/12/2017 15:22

A new low today - bits of spider?! You couldn't make this up. Who knows what's lurking behind the other doors, could be an infestation. Xmas Shock

Have you been crying OP? Oh hang on, that's just the pink eyeshadow Grin

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 10/12/2017 15:04

Do they have a "No spiders were hurt in the making of this Advent Calendar" disclaimer?

Otherwise who knows....

GottadoitGottadoit · 10/12/2017 14:58

Holy hell!

snowflakestar · 10/12/2017 14:57

Shock Grin

clairethewitch70 · 10/12/2017 13:46

Use the funnel to pour out the shittery to find the rest to the glittered spider.