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Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS

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Cheeseandcucumber · 02/12/2017 12:00

So it arrived damaged. Never mind, I thought, it's what's inside that counts...

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Cheeseandcucumber · 14/12/2017 09:23

I'm so sorry for missing a day, I have some sort of shitty bug that I think has been caused by how overwhelmed I am at owning such a magical calendar.

Either that or HOF are poisoning me. Maybe Ken is working for them. You can't trust anyone when you're as asset rich as I am right now - the world wants to get its hands on my funnel.

Here is yesterday's offering - ANOTHER nail varnish. But this time it's GLITTER nail varnish! It's been a while since I received something glittery, I feared they had run out of ideas.

Here it is sat next to the funnel just as a reminder to you all.

Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS
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IheartCaptainHolt · 14/12/2017 09:20

Maybe they gave her compensation but she had to sign a gagging order to get it

bandbsmummy · 14/12/2017 09:18

Or HoF have silenced her...

kwick · 14/12/2017 07:37

@Cheeseandcucumber where art thou?

Hareinthewoods · 14/12/2017 07:33

I think Cheese is in hospital with glitter induced injuries.

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 13/12/2017 22:01

What was in that window today?
Where is Ken?

Who is in possession of the funnel?

BusterGonad · 13/12/2017 21:58

Loving the funnel web spider!

MiracleCure · 13/12/2017 21:55

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

sugarlost · 13/12/2017 21:51

OP are you and Ken ok?
Are you too traumatised by today’s offering? Either way let us know that your ok.
I just got in and was looking forward to seeing today’s post....

Hope your having a good eveningWine

Aridane · 13/12/2017 20:46

funnel web spider
Xmas Grin

MrsPringles · 13/12/2017 20:45

I have just found this thread. I love it and I love Ken the cat and I am SO jealous of your shit advent calendar

Thishatisnotmine · 13/12/2017 20:24

I never use emojis but this is all I can express 💚 (felt it couldnt be a normal coloured heart in homage to Colour Couture).

AliceWhatsth3Matter · 13/12/2017 20:24

It's happened just as OP feared!

Criminal masterminds have followed Ken home, broken and robbed OP of her priceless (or do I mean worthless?) funnel and other treasures.

She's too traumatised to post.

Either that or HoF have taken her out.

gunsandbanjos · 13/12/2017 20:19

A funnel web spider.

gunsandbanjos · 13/12/2017 20:18

Maybe she’s been attacked by the rest of the spider...

fishonabicycle · 13/12/2017 20:13

What has happened? Where is our OP? Has she had a glitter or funnel related accident???

whirlygirly · 13/12/2017 19:58

Oh come on op. I open this thread with more excitement than my own calendar Grin

Opheliasgoldenwine · 13/12/2017 17:42

Where's the OP?? I need to know what's here!!!

TitaniasCloset · 13/12/2017 14:02

Ooh yes, what fresh delights will today bring? Grin

LemonShark · 13/12/2017 09:10

Moogletea argh there are few things I hate more in this world than crappy non branded makeup packaged to be sold at the sort of prices that'll get you something really nice from Boots! I feel for the teenage and tween girls who'll be given those awful massive 50 eyeshadow sets from Wilkos by well meaning relatives. If you like makeup enough to want it as a gift you'll be well aware that 'colour couture' isn't a brand. Guarantee that anyone who gets one of those products in your picture would be much happier with a single Barry m lippie or something 😩

Waiting with bated breath for today's offering OP!

gunsandbanjos · 13/12/2017 08:10

That eye pencil really is a lovely colour, I’m baffled as to why you’re not delighted with it?
Seriously has anyone tweeted HOF a link to this thread?
Excited to see what shit today brings you.

kwick · 13/12/2017 07:54

What are we going to do when advent is over???? Xmas Sad

TheFaerieQueene · 12/12/2017 17:01

This should be called a Sadvent Calendar! Xmas Grin

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 12/12/2017 16:48

Touche Ecat Grin or Paw minimiser..

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 12/12/2017 16:24

Touché Ecat Xmas Grin

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