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Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS

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Cheeseandcucumber · 02/12/2017 12:00

So it arrived damaged. Never mind, I thought, it's what's inside that counts...

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blueskyinmarch · 15/12/2017 12:50

I am green with envy at your sticker extravaganza. Do you think there is a 5 year old girl behind the final door just gagging to get at the glittery, stickery loveliness of this AC?

Gierg · 15/12/2017 12:45

Just rtft! What a treat of a calendar! I am so jealous!

I love those stickers, I love that they simultaneously scream primary school chic with a twist of "martini" grown up eleganza.

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Cheeseandcucumber · 15/12/2017 12:44

Ken kindly posed for our artistic attempt at providing scale. He's really getting into this modelling thing. I can almost hear him saying 'paint me like one of your French kitties'.

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Cheeseandcucumber · 15/12/2017 12:41

Xmas Grin Ken said Lynne is a liar and he wouldn't be seen dead wearing those stickers.

You know, when I opened the door to reveal the stickers yesterday, my first thought was - I'm gonna need more of those bad boys!

Imagine my delight when I opened up today's door and my prayers were answered. MORE STICKERS!

I attempted to take out yesterday's stickers for a side by side shot and even though I was very gentle, the stickers fell off the plastic Xmas Hmm When I tried to pick them up they crumpled and turned to mush. I see why they'd provide a backup set, you know in case of terrible accidents.

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kwick · 15/12/2017 08:05

shamelessly marking my place

Get well OP Thanks

TheFurryMenace · 14/12/2017 21:31

I agree, that the sticker size is difficult to tell without some perspective - can you wheel Ken out again for measuring purposes? Alternatively, would the stickers fit on Ken's nails?

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Butterfly1975 · 14/12/2017 19:38

Sadvent calendar.. I'm crying 😂😂 Xmas Grin

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 14/12/2017 19:28

Toe Nail stickers Cheese?

Myusername2015 · 14/12/2017 19:20

I love this thread! I’ve got the substandard liberty one and not a sticker or funnel in sight yet here op. I am far too jealous; where’s the glitter liberty?

Whiterabbitears · 14/12/2017 12:16

Zoella is definitely involved in this shit, after the furore of her calendar she has gone under cover with HOF, there is no other other explanation for all the 'shittery' Grin

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Cheeseandcucumber · 14/12/2017 12:00

Xmas Grin I am loving all of the suspicion surrounding Ken, it is well deserved as he's a very sinister creature.

We can celebrate the end of such a wonderful calendar with a Christmas Eve Ken face shot Xmas Grin I was waiting until he turned 16 so he could give consent for image sharing but it is a special occasion.

The stickers are a bizarre maroon/shit colour and they are indeee large for nail stickers. Knowing our HOF sadvent (Xmas Grin) calendar as well as we do though, nail stickers seem a bit too obvious don't they?! They must have another use.

I wonder if door 24 will provide a doll to use all of this shit on.

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HateSummer · 14/12/2017 11:08

Are they nail stickers? They look too big for nails...and too small for normal cover-your-school-jotter-book stickers.

Love “funnel web spider” 😂

sugarlost · 14/12/2017 11:02

Glad your back in action OP....I'll sleep better tonight knowing your not held hostage but I'm now concerned about who Ken really is and if he really is a cute pet....what if he is an evil mastermind????
Be careful like other posters are saying...your right not to trust anyone!
Maybe we need a face pic of Ken if something does happen then the Police can release it on Christmas day.

On a shitty note..wtf...stickers! Your worth more

TSSDNCOP · 14/12/2017 11:00

How big are the stickers, looking at them you’ll need tweezers to pick them up.

TSSDNCOP · 14/12/2017 10:58

I’m crying, I thought you’d got some random poo coloured shapes! Do you get the whole sticker so you have a cocktail glass filled with poo coloured stuff?

In essence the AC boils down to fucktonne if glitter and poo coloured stuff and the magic funnel.

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 14/12/2017 10:23

Also if Ken is anything like our first cat, you may come across a sticker or two in his fur.

(Are you sure Ken didn't hypnotise you in getting this calendar Xmas Smile )

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 14/12/2017 10:20

Can we have a full face picture of Ken on the 24th as our final advent treat please?

gunsandbanjos · 14/12/2017 10:15

This is a new low I think.

neveradullmoment99 · 14/12/2017 10:02

OMG stickers!!!! Is it for a 3 year old???
Lovely picture of your cat :)

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 14/12/2017 09:58

Stickers?

They put stickers in the calendar?
Who designed it, Zoella?

On the bright side, Ken.

LemonShark · 14/12/2017 09:37

Glad you're okay OP, i was starting to worry you'd been kidnapped, with the ransom demand being this specific calendar. Keep an eye on Ken. A very close eye.

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Cheeseandcucumber · 14/12/2017 09:35

Please accept a bonus Ken photo as an apology for missing a day.

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Cheeseandcucumber · 14/12/2017 09:28

Today might be my favourite day. I know what you're all thinking - what could possibly top the funnel/glitter pigments/stars?

Well, let me show you.

Here we have some stickers. Not just any old stickers, glittery stickers. We have some crowns, I suspect the Duchess requested those, and some martini glasses - some with straws.

They're maybe meant to put on my nails, after the glittery nail varnish + glitter + a star or two. Or perhaps for the cheeks?

No children's AC meant for their doll would be complete without stickers.

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Opheliasgoldenwine · 14/12/2017 09:27

What was yesterday's offering??

Sorry to hear that you're not well OP Sad

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