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Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS

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Cheeseandcucumber · 02/12/2017 12:00

So it arrived damaged. Never mind, I thought, it's what's inside that counts...

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Kittykat93 · 03/12/2018 11:09

Hoping there's a similar one this year

BusterGonad · 03/12/2018 01:29

I also really loved this thread! ❤️

fourthusernamebutwhoscounting · 02/12/2018 17:40

Definitely not AIBU, I have been reading it all day and crying with laughter.

simplyhaving · 02/12/2018 09:28

AIBU to bump this for advent?

Nannyplumssillyoldelf · 07/01/2018 20:34

I was so hoping to find a picture of cheese after using all the products at the end of this thread.

AlwaysLookOnBrightsideOfLife · 28/12/2017 10:00

What a great thread, shame I didn't see it before Christmas.

ArchchancellorsHat · 26/12/2017 22:20

The ghost of funnels past!

Wherefore art thou, OP, with your shittery haul? We're waiting for more Ken a picture of you with your full face of glitter on.

Thank you - Mr Grey is a very attractive chap. He knows it too.

ThomasRichard · 26/12/2017 14:22

It’s a little travel bag with 3 empty, clear bottles and a tiny funnel to decant shower gel/shampoo/conditioner into them.

Aridane · 26/12/2017 14:22

Ah - Imsee it now - half the size of Ken’s front left leg

toldmywrath · 26/12/2017 12:27

There are three empty plastic bottles in a transparent bag, probably the size of Ken's front left leg, well halfway up anyway @ Aridane.

Aridane · 26/12/2017 09:42

Thomas - I can’t really see what that is - what is it?

ThomasRichard · 25/12/2017 16:34

Look what I got in my stocking this morning! I’m so happy I finally know what the mini funnel is for. I haven’t RTT yet though so you might all have solved it ages ago.

Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS

sugarlost · 24/12/2017 18:13

I agree Mr Grey is attractive and there could be some rivalry with Ken...oh dear this could get messy! Speaking of Ken where is he and where is Kisty and their furry fan club friends?

sugarlost · 24/12/2017 18:07

It is a sad day....it can’t be the end...it just can’t be!
Yes can cheese start post traumatic thread as mentioned by Tracey pleaseeeeee! We could have cat pictures in preparation for the upcoming wedding maybe or just a cat picture next to a new beauty purchase which could be reviewed...who knows or just cat pictures...something...anything...yes I’m having a meltdown already!

Lol lol potential wedding venues Tracy

This has been a fantastic thread as already mentioned...better to have loved and lost I guess but I have a feeling it’s not the end

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 24/12/2017 17:58

Merry Christmas everyone
Thank you Cheese, all posters, cats & not forgetting HOF for the best thread ever!
Just one last thing where has Kisty booked the wedding venue? I know they're thinking of Catalonia (Barcelona), Catford or Purley as a honeymoon destination.

Finally Cheese you need to start the January instalment of post traumatic HOF Advent Calendar stress syndrome

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Cheeseandcucumber · 24/12/2017 15:38

the YouTube video! I can finally watch it, thank you for the reminder!

Mr Grey is such a dish! He'll have to tone it down for the wedding otherwise Ken will get jealous.

dead people's fingernails. Thishatisnotmine have you met ColourCature? You two are sure to get on

I agree that my health would be compromised if I applied all of shittery goodness but I might have a dabble after Christmas Day and share the results, once there's no risk of spoiling the Christmas from glitter poisoning.

Merry Christmas everyone

Thanks for all of the laughs.

Kisty's wedding invites will be released early January.

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PaddingtonBearHardSprouts · 24/12/2017 12:21

OP now you've opened all the doors please watch the YouTube video, she is exactly how I imagined you to be every day!!

LizzieSiddal · 24/12/2017 12:18

Although I’d LOVE to see Cheese wearing all that shite, if I worry about her health.
I imagine there would be some kind of horrific allergic reaction and Cheese will spontaneously combust. .

GoldilocksAndTheThreePears · 24/12/2017 12:13

At first I was sad to find this thread so late in the game. No joy of guessing what each day would bring! But then I realised it's like waiting til the whole series has finished and I'm watching a boxset . Binge-reading!

Thishatisnotmine · 24/12/2017 11:46

The nail varnish colours are the colour I picture dead peoples finger nails to be. Minus the glitter!

So, are you going for another HoF calendar next year!?

ArchchancellorsHat · 24/12/2017 10:43

And what a let down tge final installment was. Thanks HOF, and thanks to Cheese for the thread.

Mr grey is not impressed, but looks forward to the wedding.

Kakibob1924 · 24/12/2017 10:38

What a blast this Sadvent calendar has been and with added kitties. I laughed so much reading this, thank you all so much.

LemonShark · 24/12/2017 10:30

I'd love to see you do a full face using just these items!

It's been a wild wild ride, thank you for the effort you've put in, to open it and come here each day and be so bloody hilarious! If you do another one next year please add the link to this post so I don't miss it!

Merry xmas xx

Gierg · 24/12/2017 10:17

What a journey!

I am jealous of this incredible Christmas haul. I hope you'll be making an excellent look for your Christmas dinner! (Am sure Ken is also creating a fabulous new look with his stolen goods!)

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