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If teenagers were on AIBU

292 replies

drinkswineoutofamug · 08/10/2017 09:11

My mums a right biddy. Right I can roll my school skirt up 3 times to get it short. Maxine says it’s well good and Darren says I have nice legs. But OMG my biddy mum says she can see my breakfast when I bend over! I mean OMG! Really! Says I’m not going out the house like that. She’s so old . She’s 35 and knows nothing about being a teenager. She still used a tin can and string to talk to her old biddy mates. Aibu?

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19lottie82 · 08/10/2017 10:03

drinks come on now, YABVVVU unreasonable, no self respecting teen would go near a packet of silk cut! Grin

SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires · 08/10/2017 10:00

Mi 'rents hv ct ov my aces to 'net. r they bu?. Angry

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drinkswineoutofamug · 08/10/2017 09:56

Biddy wants to ground me coz I got brought home by the pigs at 2am. Woz with me homebozs on the park with me white lightening and 20 silkcut. Abiu coz I think she’s breaching me humans rights thing stopping me from leaving me gaff

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GreenTulips · 08/10/2017 09:54

AIB like U?

Like my mum like refuses like to answer like any messages that like contain the word like'

Like WTAF?

VioletCharlotte · 08/10/2017 09:52

YANBU fam, I hear you! FFS Can you believe my Mum asked me to put the bins out? I did it last time and I was right in the middle of a FIFA match. Wtaf?? Then she wouldn't buy me beer to take to Caits party, said I should get a job and McDonalds are hiring??!! I mean, wtf, like no one literally would work there. FML.

youarenotkiddingme · 08/10/2017 09:51

Hopping Grin

AIBU to think my mum is out of order asking me to go food shopping with her? I mean - like why should I when I'm like playing online computer games? She should automatically know what I want to eat this week and not take up 45 minutes of my computer time to consider what I want to eat when she's saying she'll help me revise for my exams next week and so I'll have even less gaming time afterwards. I mean - she has a uni assignment to write so she should just get off my case and crack on with that.

JackieMac77 · 08/10/2017 09:45

I understand completely, gingergenius...I too have to endure this shit. They're the same about sodding towels and bloody phone chargers (always invading my space to snatch them back, sometimes actually going in my room WHEN I'M OUT!!!). Fucking Nazi's.

Hoppinggreen · 08/10/2017 09:44

AIB like U?
My mum won't take me to Top Shop like NOW to buy me a pair of black high waist skinny jeans?
I know I've got like 4 identical pairs already but she has NO CLUE how vital it is that I get another pair within the next 10 minutes
She keeps going on about having shit to do like like cleaning and even like working so she can't take me until the morning.
I can't even
I'm going to go and colour my eyebrows black and take hundreds of snapchat filter photos of myself looking sad but hot.
That'll learn her

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drinkswineoutofamug · 08/10/2017 09:43

And actually have a bath more than once a week ginger

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gingergenius · 08/10/2017 09:40

AIBU to think my mum is out of order to ask me to bring all my bowls and cups down from my room AND wash them up?

Ohwell14 · 08/10/2017 09:37

Aibu to sit in my room all day. Playing on a game for hours. Not even opening the curtains. And then when I come into contact with other humans I do nothing but grunt Hmm

MaisyPops · 08/10/2017 09:32

Great thread. Grin

I'm working hard at school, doing my homework and managing to do well in my extracurricular activities. My teachers like me and I have a good group of friends. But it's y11 and although all my teachers are happy with me, mum and dad are still pissed off that I'm not on my target grade.
They are on at me to revise every night and have threatened to stop me doing my hobbies unless my grades improve but my teachers have said I'm where I should be for 2 weeks into term!
I'm stressed out and fed up because all they go on about is revision and grades. Sometimes I wonder why I'm even bothering because nothing i do will be good enough.

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drinkswineoutofamug · 08/10/2017 09:32

My mum won’t give me £50 to go out with Darren on Saturday night. She’s told me to get a job. Why should I get a job when she’s meant to fund me till like forever! She works ! And she says I need to study for my GCSE I’m like omg mum why? I won’t need GCSE to land my dream job of working in new look . She’s so fucking head pecking mean

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JackieMac77 · 08/10/2017 09:27

My bitch of a mother expects me to talk to her!!! I'm okay with asking for money, where are my clean clothes "I need a lift to Laura's/town/youth club" etc, but the stupid cow actually expects me to like, chat to her about school, my friends, boys and so on Hmm. AIBU to tell the moody menopausal old crone to do one and get off my fucking case?!

Oh, and she actually laughed, yes - laughed when said i'm happy to wait until my birthday next month for a new iphone X.

Tinkerbec · 08/10/2017 09:23

My teacher wanta me to listen to her in class. I mean WTAF? Does she not realise Darren said that he likes Imo but he doesn’t he likes Mel. More important that listening to her drone on. Plus what will Mel wear on Saturday night?

Also I got crap marks in my last test. So she is a shit teacher anyway. So boring we have to write and think.

lionsleepstonight · 08/10/2017 09:16

My DSM dosnt have WIFI in her house! Says I can use her data!!!!!???? WTAF
She's also only got 5 telly channels. I've said to my mum I ain't going round to see my dad again until they have it. AIBU?

ineedwine99 · 08/10/2017 09:15
Grin