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To ask for a round up of all the little MN in-jokes?

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faithinthesound · 19/07/2017 11:01

Mods, feel free to delete this if it's not okay!

I've been here some months now, and I've noticed a lot of little in-jokes around that come from old threads, some of which are in Classics, etc. Usually when I come across a reference that I don't recognize, someone is kind enough to explain it to me (and sometimes even link the original thread!) but I thought it might be nice, and kind of fun, to gather together as many as we can in one thread!

I'll start. The one that always sticks out to me is the one about the Mexican house thief. That's from this thread.

The other one that had me in absolute stitches was the saga of Sharon, the wasp, and the wine that never reached the carpet, which starts here, and apparently continues here with someone "t-rexing in the Asda"... Hysterical, I tell you.

I'm really hoping some long-time MNers will be along to link to such joys as "cancel the check"; "pom bears"; "Maui"; and the one where everyone MumsNetted as their toddlers :D

(I'm sorry if this is against some unwritten rule. It's not REALLY a thread about a thread, it's a thread about a lot of threads...)

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HoneyDragon · 19/07/2017 22:27

No that's like fight club. We don't talk about that NYE Grin

StopTuggingMyMink · 19/07/2017 22:27

The one where the op mistakenly called her child a 'tiny wanker' instead of a 'whiney tinker'

HarveySchlumpfenburger · 19/07/2017 22:22

The specific NYE the site went down.

HoneyDragon · 19/07/2017 22:17

Generic or specific NYE?

HarveySchlumpfenburger · 19/07/2017 22:15

Are we allowed to mention New Years Eve?

HoneyDragon · 19/07/2017 22:05

I wasn't your minge.

Blue baby was washable pens from Poundland. Although someone else did do the colourfast top thing as I remember introducing them to the miracle of Swarfega.

Fake tanning the baby (can't remember Millay current username) was CLASS.

Also Spoonyfucker origin

ConfessorKahlan · 19/07/2017 21:59

I was coming on to say that the fly seat on the bus had me in stitches, but someone has beaten me to it. Giggling away to myself as I type just thinking about it.

Another good one was the Doctor Dawn thread. Why do these people think that anyone else has a clue what they are on about? They are batshit.

AllMagicComesWithAPriceDearie · 19/07/2017 21:58

Not read all this as I lost a day over in classics rereading anyone mentioned fat balls. I cannot see fat balls without laughing anymore 🙈

mavs801 · 19/07/2017 21:56

I have only just joined MN so this thread is brilliant!!

I have just lost around 3hrs reading only the first few threads! 😳 poms bears is most excellent. 👍

Sexykittenhells · 19/07/2017 21:48

Whats penis beaker all about?! Someone?! Anyone?!

tamaramcnamara · 19/07/2017 21:45

I have been a lurker on here a long while. Please could someone explain to me the concept of MN Bingo. It is a term I see often in threads. apologies if explained already. I haven't RTFT

Maverick66 · 19/07/2017 21:22

Yoni massage was by far the funniest thing I have ever read.
Also when a poster called the other posters on BigBrother thread a load of PWB (posh whore bitches)

FrancesHaHa · 19/07/2017 21:17

I think Lemon Drizzle cake is in Classics.

Balonz is my all time favourite

elephantoverthehill · 19/07/2017 21:03

Does anyone know the thread to the lemon drizzle cake? I missed out on it and have actually just baked one for my DCs teachers tomorrow.

EarlyWelcome · 19/07/2017 20:54

I've just read through the wine on the wall thread and I'm literally crying at the 'bungle with two backs' comment by Bagda. 😂😂

FUNM · 19/07/2017 20:43

Thread where OP's DP got so angry in an argument he CAME on her assignment lol

GinIsIn · 19/07/2017 20:41

And so am I.

muddlefuck · 19/07/2017 20:34

I'm Angela Hernandez

ShelaghTurner · 19/07/2017 20:29

Did we ever find out why someone had half a joint of beef thrown over the fence into their garden?

pandarific · 19/07/2017 20:20

OMG the Christmas carcass was hilarious - thread here for the uninitiated.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2514106-to-have-lost-it-and-gone-ape-shit-at-his-parents-house

muminmanchester · 19/07/2017 20:01

Love this thread. A very funny hour just spent flicking through some of them!

niceupthedance · 19/07/2017 19:54

The poo troll!

OlennasWimple · 19/07/2017 19:49

Peter Andre really really loves his kids, because he tells us this at every opportunity and no-one else has ever loved their kids like he has - is that what you mean, Shadow?