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To ask for a round up of all the little MN in-jokes?

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faithinthesound · 19/07/2017 11:01

Mods, feel free to delete this if it's not okay!

I've been here some months now, and I've noticed a lot of little in-jokes around that come from old threads, some of which are in Classics, etc. Usually when I come across a reference that I don't recognize, someone is kind enough to explain it to me (and sometimes even link the original thread!) but I thought it might be nice, and kind of fun, to gather together as many as we can in one thread!

I'll start. The one that always sticks out to me is the one about the Mexican house thief. That's from this thread.

The other one that had me in absolute stitches was the saga of Sharon, the wasp, and the wine that never reached the carpet, which starts here, and apparently continues here with someone "t-rexing in the Asda"... Hysterical, I tell you.

I'm really hoping some long-time MNers will be along to link to such joys as "cancel the check"; "pom bears"; "Maui"; and the one where everyone MumsNetted as their toddlers :D

(I'm sorry if this is against some unwritten rule. It's not REALLY a thread about a thread, it's a thread about a lot of threads...)

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Jupitar · 20/07/2017 19:41

Placemarking as I keep reading the old threads and losing this one 😂

TidyDancer · 20/07/2017 19:40

Hi OP, I'm the OP from the gluezilla threads!

There is indeed a baby glue now! And gluezilla as far as I'm aware is still an arsehole!

My personal favourite ever thread is the small fluffy bundle one in classics. I laugh until I cry every time I read it! Sorry can't link to it as I'm on the app but it's well worth a read!

NoMoreDecorating · 20/07/2017 19:38

Wasn't there once a threat about a fridge freezer taking a sabath? Or showing sabath on the display? Or something along those lines? I'm sure I laughed at that one...

puzzleyourface · 20/07/2017 19:35

Place marking...this will make excellent evening entertainment.

MusicToMyEars800 · 20/07/2017 19:12

fanny Maybe Brian can massage the Daggerz out of your Yoni Grin

fannydaggerz · 20/07/2017 19:07

Why the fuck did I just google yoni massage.

drigon · 20/07/2017 18:53

One I remember from a few years back was when a poster went to visit a friend and was told to take off her shoes and to "Help yourself to artisanal slippers" which were displayed in a basket. The thread that followed had many examples of pretentious/wanky behaviour. Extremely funny.

mumsiedarlingrevolta · 20/07/2017 18:33

What about the new Mum who was worried about dressing her new DC in the right clothing for the cold.
Read somewhere that the DC should have one more layer on than the
DM so she took her coat off!!
Grin

HarveySchlumpfenburger · 20/07/2017 18:26

Now trying to think which poster might have been around before that NYE but hasn't been seen since.

drspouse · 20/07/2017 18:02

@TroubleinDaFamily can you post a working link to Daddy Cool?

Chelsea26 · 20/07/2017 17:59

Had no one mentioned 'I'm not a poo troll!' Thread? That had me in tears.

HoneyDragon · 20/07/2017 17:57

Fanks Fru

TroubleinDaFamily · 20/07/2017 17:42

Anyone remember The Cat And The Football

Started by Queen Eagle iirc

ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 20/07/2017 17:32

Annie
Wasn't that StewieGriffinsMom?
The poster was planning to move to Canada and SGM was advising on the Visa process. The OP was being very dismissive of the advice on the grounds that they would get a Visa without a problem as all Canadians were crap and lazy etc.
SGM tried to reason with these blind assertions then gave up with
I AM CANADIAN

FruBayerischOla · 20/07/2017 17:28

I've remembered the 'cat' thing now, HoneyDragon!! Will PM you!

TroubleinDaFamily · 20/07/2017 17:05

MSN Now........... subtle or what....Grin

TroubleinDaFamily · 20/07/2017 17:04

DaddyCool

This was my finest hour. Grin

It went on for days, it wouldn't last sixty seconds these days.

I wonder where DaddyCool is these days, he went to Canada and iirc eventually came back.

HoneyDragon · 20/07/2017 17:02

It means. Fru pm me immediately and tell me who flounced in NYE Grin

FruBayerischOla · 20/07/2017 16:59

"Cat me you cunt. Now."

I can't remember that one, I'm afraid!!

Anniegetyourgun · 20/07/2017 16:56

In the context of an otherwise not particularly amusing thread, a poster who had been trying to be helpful lost patience and shouted - does anyone else remember this?

I AM CANADIAN

YesEinsteinsMumDid · 20/07/2017 16:37

Ah cat me you cunt.... those were the days... Grin

HoneyDragon · 20/07/2017 16:34

Fru

Cat me you cunt. Now. Grin

Persemillion · 20/07/2017 16:33

At present times these fun, entertaining threads would be short lived.

A rather innocuous zombie thread was recently deleted after had been awake. Swiftly.

FruBayerischOla · 20/07/2017 15:47

"No one flounced as a result of NYE."

I beg to differ, HoneyDragon. I recall a few long-standing MNers flounced for a while, but then came back.

But there was one who flounced for ever - the "well 'ard" one!

SomePeopleAreSoCheeky · 20/07/2017 15:43

OP I am in tears reading Sharon the wasp - thank you FlowersWine

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