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the tiger who came to tea

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codswallop · 12/07/2004 21:52

evry time I read htat i wonder

  1. has ht emother tripped out and gone mad?
  2. is she too idle to cook?
  3. is she an old alcy who dramnk all the beer herself?
  4. Is it a total fabrication to justify going out for tea?
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Original poster
codswallop · 12/07/2004 21:57

also orange juice.. then?

wht a nouveau lot hey were

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tamum · 12/07/2004 21:56

And she takes her dd out to a cafe wearing a nightie

She can't have drunk the beer, it was daddy's you silly, ladies don't drink beer

Original poster
codswallop · 12/07/2004 21:55

and one who plays a trumpet?
I like th picture when she cuddles him

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mrsflowerpot · 12/07/2004 21:54

she does have a suspiciously serene smile on her face the whole time. drugs, I say.

And if it is all true, what kind of nutcase lets a tiger in anyway?

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