No putting eggs on to boil and going out.
No putting fairy liquid in dishwasher to degrease.
Don't believe a word the ddog says, he's been fed.
Put your own shoes away, no complaints later that "Mum has dumped them" in the shoe cupboard where they are supposed to live.
If you are expecting food for breakfast/tea/dinner please inform me that you will be here.
If you expect me to feed friends please tell me they are coming here preferably before they walk through the door.
If its not written in one of the columns on the family calendar it's not happening.
No swapping my new lightening charger thingie for your tatty old one ... I've lost the last two new ones, gone.
My makeup is my makeup, you have your own dd18.
Tomato sauce is not a main ingredient.
If you use the last of something tell me.
No nicking my shower gel, shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, mouthwash.
No teasing sibling that they are adopted bc they don't like rugby as much as the rest of us.
No clecking, unless its life threatening.