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WORST sex dream EVER! I will NEVER sleep again!

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 07:48

Donald Trump!

What the fuck, mind?

Why?

Can I get a brain transplant for this on the NHS?

Fucking hell...he kissed the back of my neck and groped my boobs and...

Oh god

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ElsieMc · 06/06/2017 09:54

Did you run your fingers through his hair op?

ShoesHaveSouls · 06/06/2017 09:54

My sympathies. I had Nigel Farage. I can't believe I just typed that.

He was considerably better looking in my dream, and nice too. He told me all about how his public persona was all an act, and I had an affair with him. Poor DH - I dream-cheated on him Shock

WTF was my unconscious mind trying to do to me??

rightwhine · 06/06/2017 09:52

I had a Simon cowel one. He was surprisingly good. I see him in a new light now.

SheWhoDaresGins2 · 06/06/2017 09:49

Did you run your fingers through his hair to see if it had teeth!?

WORST sex dream EVER! I will NEVER sleep again!
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MumBod · 06/06/2017 09:49

At least in the dream I didn't actually shag him.

See, even my psyche has very low standards.

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Brenna24 · 06/06/2017 09:48

You poor, poor soul. I suggest immediate counselling for PTSD. And buckets of gin STAT.

Thanks for cheering up my morning though.

iseenodust · 06/06/2017 09:47

Have you got an earworm of him whispering covfefe ?

MinkMerkin · 06/06/2017 09:47

My worst one was around 10/15 years ago and was Paul Daniels. He was seriously sleazy and kept chasing me in the dream to the point of being a weirdo stalker. I could never watch him on TV afterwards and was rather relieved when he died. Blush

My sympathies OP. Time to break out the Wine to recover I think. Shock

Happyhippy45 · 06/06/2017 09:46

I thought my Simon Cowell one was bad........we were in love........

Figaro2017 · 06/06/2017 09:40

The big question is..........did his hair move during sex????

Syc4moreTrees · 06/06/2017 09:40

Can we ask MN to add a warning to the title of this thread...disturbing content Grin

CoolCarrie · 06/06/2017 09:40

You need matchsticks for your eyes, gallons of red bull and keep the lights on all night!

NellieFiveBellies · 06/06/2017 09:35

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areyoubeingserviced · 06/06/2017 09:30

Eeeeeew, OP you will need years of therapy and a copious amount of brain bleach to get over this. Yuck, just yuck

Elledouble · 06/06/2017 09:29

I'm so sorry this happened to you Sad

No-one needs a tiny-handed fondling!

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 09:29
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Gileswithachainsaw · 06/06/2017 09:28

Omg mum

Anyone wanna chip in for a lifetime supply of relentless. She can't ever sleep again....

Anyone got a spare bucket for her too.

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 09:27

Just had a coffee with three shots.

I feel like Macbeth.

Sleep no more. Mumbod shall sleep no more. Trump dream has murdered sleep.

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Almondbrew · 06/06/2017 09:26

OMG grim Thanks

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 09:25

missmoohoo argh!

I need to check whether my fanny has crawled up into my abdomen and hermetically sealed itself. I wouldn't blame it with that threat level. Jesus.

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JaneJeffer · 06/06/2017 09:25

OP you poor thing ( Brewto keep you awake)

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 09:24

Neil Morrissey is a bit of a win, really, if you can forget where he's been Amanda Holden

Putin is at least ripped.

Trump though...

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missmoohoo · 06/06/2017 09:23

I am glad to hear there was no penetration. You might have been disappointed. Grin it could have been his finger for all you know.

CoolCarrie · 06/06/2017 09:23

I had Timothy Dalton as Mr Rochester in a hammock last night, so In a good mood today!

missmoohoo · 06/06/2017 09:21

Don't to forget to what your sheets. They will be full of orange streaks reminding you he was in your bed.

I have a sex dream about Putin once, though. I don't know what's worse.