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WORST sex dream EVER! I will NEVER sleep again!

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 07:48

Donald Trump!

What the fuck, mind?

Why?

Can I get a brain transplant for this on the NHS?

Fucking hell...he kissed the back of my neck and groped my boobs and...

Oh god

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 11:26

Gins not Wins, sorry.

On second thoughts, no I'm not.

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rightwhine · 06/06/2017 11:26

He's getting ready for tonight op. See you later....

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 11:26

MissHooliesCardigan at the same time?

That would be a ménage-a-nah, wouldn't it? Suffering Christ.

Why do our minds do this to us?

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 11:24

SheWhoDaresWins Shock

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MsHooliesCardigan · 06/06/2017 11:19

I've had Keith Chegwin and my late FIL.

WorshipTheGourd · 06/06/2017 11:16

SheWhoDaresGins

I just spat my tea all over the keyboard....

OP, I once dreamed of Boris.... Blush

SheWhoDaresGins2 · 06/06/2017 11:05

Oh MumBod

See you tonight...

Wink
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BernardsarenotalwaysSaints · 06/06/2017 11:02

See I'd class that as more of a nightmare than a dream. I'm sure the nhs will fast track you for counselling. For now drink lots of Gin or Wine to help you forget.

rightwhine · 06/06/2017 10:58

Better than being forked by him Grin

weegiemum · 06/06/2017 10:56

I've had the Donald dream too.

Haven't even told dh about that one!

MusicToMyEars800 · 06/06/2017 10:49

Oh my bely hurts from laughing now I've seen all the comments and my eyes are streaming Grin

MusicToMyEars800 · 06/06/2017 10:47

Sympathies, MumBod - but thank you for making me laugh tears reading this thread !!! Grin hahaa that made me laugh.

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 10:43

Nellie!

I'd like to say all these funny posts are making me feel better, but they're all a bit close to the mark for comfort.

He spooned me. How can I get beyond that? Spooned by Trump.

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Argeles · 06/06/2017 10:42

OP, I second your great idea of sleeping in shifts, as long as no one dares to wake me during a very steamy Andy Burnham dream. I'm not obsessed with him - much!

Gileswithachainsaw · 06/06/2017 10:26

Ffs nellie

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 06/06/2017 10:26

Bod and Donald up the tree KI.KI Bod and Donald up the tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
Grin

ThinkFastNotSlow · 06/06/2017 10:22

I think your brain has become your enemy! This thread needs a trigger warning Angry

NellieFiveBellies · 06/06/2017 10:21

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SheWhoDaresGins2 · 06/06/2017 10:19

OMG Nellie you could have warned us 😱

NellieFiveBellies · 06/06/2017 10:16

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TitilatedOcelot · 06/06/2017 10:14

This has brightened up a rainy morning. That dream is truly horrific, but the posts are making me laugh - thank you!

SheWhoDaresGins2 · 06/06/2017 10:11

Sorry MumBod I found this and couldn't resist sharing.

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Allthebestnamesareused · 06/06/2017 10:05

Please don't post anything identifying because they will come round to take you away!!!

missmoohoo · 06/06/2017 09:58

Did you run your fingers through his hair op?i don't think you can do that. It would fall off.

LTBiscuit · 06/06/2017 09:58

I had a threesome with Jeremy Clarkson and Hagrid when I was pregnant.