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WORST sex dream EVER! I will NEVER sleep again!

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 07:48

Donald Trump!

What the fuck, mind?

Why?

Can I get a brain transplant for this on the NHS?

Fucking hell...he kissed the back of my neck and groped my boobs and...

Oh god

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TheFrenchLieutenantsMonkey · 06/06/2017 21:10

I tend to have interestingbdreams around ovulation too. Some of them have been amazing (David Tennant and Tom Ellis were particular stars) but the dirtiest, and as p.p said, most insatiable was Justin. Had me every which way til Tuesday. Then at the end of the dream Robert the Robot made me breakfast. I've not been able to be in the same room while CBeebies is on since! Blush

eurochick · 06/06/2017 20:43

I don't think anyone has asked the most important questions yet.

Did he take his hair off first?

And

Do the collar and cuffs match?

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 20:43

Just getting ready for bed...

WORST sex dream EVER! I will NEVER sleep again!
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Catra · 06/06/2017 20:42

SheWhoDaresGins2 cheers for that, just as I was getting over my PTSD Shock

Lofari · 06/06/2017 20:30

Genuinely trying to think of someone worse than the Donald OP but it isn't going well!
Perhaps an exorcism would help?

Iris65 · 06/06/2017 20:12

I feel your pain OP. I also dreamt about Donald Trump. He was kissing me and proposing marriage. Fortunately I had forgotten it until I read your post!

TheLegendOfBeans · 06/06/2017 20:10

Oh mumbod - all my sympathies. This happened to me and it threw me off for at least a morning. Was too ashamed to even air it on MN Shock

MyGastIsFlabbered · 06/06/2017 20:06

I'm crying with laughter here, but DCs want to know what I'm laughing at. I had a sex dream featuring my own dad once (except he wasn't my dad in the dream but looked like him).

We need an angry orange tic tac emoji!

Emmageddon · 06/06/2017 19:57

That would be the WORST sex dream ever - a participant in a May/Trump 3some and enjoying it

SheWhoDaresGins2 · 06/06/2017 19:55

Nellie Grin

NellieFiveBellies · 06/06/2017 19:48

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PinkSquash · 06/06/2017 19:40

I only have sex dreams when I'm pregnant, I'm usually a little sad I don't get them but for now I am very very happy to never have one ever again in case it is Donny boy

pomonasprout · 06/06/2017 18:54

mumbod well there's the link! See a shit, dream of a giant orange shit Wink sweet dreams tonight let us know how trezza compares to Donald!!

missmoohoo · 06/06/2017 18:49

@Laiste I think you needed holy water to wash your feet straight from whatever river people get it from. Even the pope wouldn't want to touch it. (Did you see the pope slapping trumps hand, not to touch himShock you would think a religious man would be forgiving but not when it comes to trump).
However, if you an atheist, I sympathise, there is nothing that can be done apart from seeing a therapist or psychologist forever.

MotherTroubles · 06/06/2017 18:46

The seed is planted for a late night visit from Tess now mumbod......sleep tight

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 18:38

Hmm...two hours before I was walking my dog and picking up shit...

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 18:38

Mother maybe it is a conspiracy!

Please god don't let me have a Theresa May sex dream. I don't think I could go on Sad

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pomonasprout · 06/06/2017 18:38

I once read that you usually dream about what you were thinking of/doing about 2-3 hours before bed... OP??? Something you need to admit to???
(I had a Nick Clegg dream once and I still fancy him a bit but he's no Don)

MotherTroubles · 06/06/2017 18:31

I woke up on Sunday morning having had a very vivid dream about Jeremy Corbyn cycling my ds to nursery by seating him in the basket at the front of his bike. He was ever so good with ds and really happy to do it.

I genuinely wasn't sure who to vote for last week but I'm now definitely voting Labour. Every time I see him on tv now I think what a lovely bloke he is and how not many politicians would take the time to cycle your kid to nursery.

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 18:28

Muddling through, Loup, though it's only a few hours from bedtime.

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LoupGarou · 06/06/2017 18:21

No worries MumBod lashing out and grasping at straws completely understandable. Are you coping OK? Flowers Grin

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 18:19

Sorry Loup - the trauma is making me lash out.

Indiana Jones would have been much better. Christ, Tom Jones would have been much better...

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Allabitmuchisntit · 06/06/2017 18:17

I had Indiana Jones the other night after watching Raiders of the Lost Ark.

T'was nice.

Do you have a copy? You need to watch it tonight Mumbod.

And pray that you dream of the Adonis that is Harrison.

LoupGarou · 06/06/2017 18:17

I blame the Russians

Oi! Shove off with that! I may be an American by choice now, but I was previously a Russian by choice for a lot of years (and will be again shortly as I am returning) and I still very much consider Russia as home. Blaming us for that revolting Lorax gone wrong is beyond the pale Grin

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 18:13

Oh my god, Laiste, it's some kind of plague!

You don't suppose there's some kind of conspiracy to infiltrate the minds of women worldwide with Donald-lovin' dreams?

I blame the Russians.

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