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WORST sex dream EVER! I will NEVER sleep again!

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 07:48

Donald Trump!

What the fuck, mind?

Why?

Can I get a brain transplant for this on the NHS?

Fucking hell...he kissed the back of my neck and groped my boobs and...

Oh god

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Awwlookatmybabyspider · 08/06/2017 22:55

Just thought I'd come on and wish you sweet dreams. Hope you and Trumpy have lots of fun.Grin.
Don't do anything. I wouldn't do. Wink

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MumBod · 08/06/2017 19:01

I'm in hiding

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rightwhine · 08/06/2017 17:35

He's trying to get hold of you MumBod

See www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2949897-Just-got-a-phone-call-from-the-White-House

SheWhoDaresGins2 · 08/06/2017 10:09

I think the OP has stuck herself in an induced coma so she can have as many mucky Trumpage Humpage dreams as she can. Saucy Minx Grin

PeachPearPotato · 08/06/2017 05:25

Just done the easiest search for this thread I forgot to watch earlier - Trump and Hagrid in the same thread!

Am I the only sad person waiting to hear what Trumpy got up to tonight? GrinEnvy< most very certainly absolutely not envy!

BoomalakkaWee · 07/06/2017 14:32

There's certainly a similarity in our body shape, The Freaks! Grin

...Nah, somewhere in the other thread, somebody reported speculation that Queen Victoria and Prince Albert weren't actually first cousins after all, and that Albert's biological father may have been the family's chamberlain, Baron von Mayern, and said that Edward VII looked remarkably like the baron. I reckon that stuck in my mind.

I can go for years at a time without having disturbing sex dreams about the Royals, honest!

TheFreaksShallInheritTheEarth · 07/06/2017 13:45

Edward VII is your first cousin, Booma?

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 07/06/2017 13:43

Can I get 48 hours off work after vomming from excess sordid Trumpage?

And also, some counselling?

BoomalakkaWee · 07/06/2017 13:26

Shock We've been moved into Classics?!?! Shock

...But...but...this means my humiliating encounter with Prince Andrew will be electronically preserved for all eternity!!!

(And last night I dreamt about Edward VII, thanks to reading that AIBU thread about first cousins marrying a couple of hours before I went to bed!)

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MumBod · 07/06/2017 11:52

Don't say that...

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rightwhine · 07/06/2017 10:34

Don't rest on your laurels op. Tis early days still. Plenty of time for him to reacquaint himself to you.

TSSDNCOP · 07/06/2017 10:20

Clarkson. Filth.

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MumBod · 07/06/2017 10:07

Wow, two in a week!

You're a set of funny buggers on here!

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LornaMumsnet · 07/06/2017 09:59

Thanks for the nominations!
We're sending this over to classics now... Grin

pomonasprout · 07/06/2017 09:19

*to not too

pomonasprout · 07/06/2017 09:17

theincrediblebookeatingmanchot I'm so v v sorry, it's probably only an old wives tale but too be certain you should follow Peter Pan's advice on how to fly and apply it to your dreams at about 9.30pm tonight!
Think of a wonderful thought... Any merry little thought! Grin

FlaviaAlbia · 07/06/2017 08:47

Phew! Grin

SheWhoDaresGins2 · 07/06/2017 08:39

Result MumBod 👏👍

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MumBod · 07/06/2017 08:35

Phew!

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MumBod · 07/06/2017 08:31

No Donald! No Donald at all!

I think he's gone!

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SheWhoDaresGins2 · 07/06/2017 06:49

Any vivid flash backs MumBod like feeding his hair bits of carrot or cucumber? Or did he take it off and put it in a hutch?

Msqueen33 · 07/06/2017 06:49

Donald didn't come back for a visit?

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MumBod · 07/06/2017 06:39

Is it morning? Have I survived?

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Shockers · 07/06/2017 06:17

Aw, play fair mumbod, I mn while I'm eating my breakfast! Envy (not envy).

QueenofLouisiana · 07/06/2017 06:11

Suddenly my raging insomnia seems like a great, beautiful thing!

Sorry OP, I hope you were visited by Tom Hardy last night instead.