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WORST sex dream EVER! I will NEVER sleep again!

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 07:48

Donald Trump!

What the fuck, mind?

Why?

Can I get a brain transplant for this on the NHS?

Fucking hell...he kissed the back of my neck and groped my boobs and...

Oh god

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HateSummer · 06/06/2017 08:01

Confused😱😱😱

That has to be THE most distressing dream ever.
I mean I can't even... Yuck.

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 07:57

It was horrific.

My saving grace is that in the dream I threw him out - he'd moved in with me!!

He was an oily sex pest and I was submissive at first, then chucked him.

He was in love with me.

Donald Trump. Not Bruce Springsteen, not Tom Hardy, not Guy Garvey, not even Noel Edmonds. Donald Trump.

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AgentCooper · 06/06/2017 07:51

Grin That's a belter of a bad one MumBod. The worst thing is when you still get kind of sexual feelings for the person after the dream, completely against your better judgement.

My worst was Jim McDonald from Corrie. Never looked at him the same way again.

dudsville · 06/06/2017 07:50

Ooh dear that IS The Worst Sex Dream EVER!!!

FannyWisdom · 06/06/2017 07:50

Once I had Noel Edmonds.

Still makes me queasy after 20 years.

deathb4decaf · 06/06/2017 07:50

Noooooooo!

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