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WORST sex dream EVER! I will NEVER sleep again!

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MumBod · 06/06/2017 07:48

Donald Trump!

What the fuck, mind?

Why?

Can I get a brain transplant for this on the NHS?

Fucking hell...he kissed the back of my neck and groped my boobs and...

Oh god

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AsleepAllDay · 17/06/2018 06:34

I don't even want to name names - the ex chancellor of the exchequer! Who now edits a newspaper and is rumoured to enjoy nose candy... the worst thing is it has been a repeat dream, it's like a series!

Khaleesi0 · 28/12/2017 12:01

I've just found this! So funny! I have nothing to add, yet!

GrooovyLass · 27/12/2017 22:02

Jimmy Nail. He was very good.

Loveache · 12/12/2017 00:25

I once had Angela Merkel. In the toilets of my old university. Jeez, mind!

anthonyfantano · 12/12/2017 00:23

i had a dream i was taking part in bukakke with the popular exprenimental rap group death grips

Ginlinessisnexttogodliness · 20/07/2017 20:55

Jesus Christ these are terrible. I would never recover. @Emmageddon There is something feasible about your combo. Shudders.
@ExpatinBah Liberace is just horrific, I'm shuddering with laughter here.

My contribution is mine involved Gordon Ramsey and a kitchen. In this context i suppose he is the equivalent of Brad Pitt or Viggo Mortensen next to this bunch.

ExpatinBah · 20/07/2017 19:11

Mine was Liberace....over his piano and I knocked off the candlebra.

(God just shuddering all these years later)....

Emmageddon · 20/07/2017 13:01

I had a threesome with Jeremy Clarkson and Chris Tarrant. I'm still in therapy Shock

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MumBod · 20/07/2017 12:17

There, there, Boomlakkawee. Have a tic-tac...

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BoomalakkaWee · 20/07/2017 12:12

Gives MumBod a brave, wobbly smile...

Creeps away into corner and sobs.

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MumBod · 20/07/2017 12:02

Boomlakkawee

You don't need brain bleach. You need brain napalm.

You poor, poor woman.

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MumBod · 20/07/2017 12:01

Oh God, ginliness.

Oh God.

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Ginlinessisnexttogodliness · 20/07/2017 11:26

Well they do say power is an aphrodisiac and he is the leader of the Free World

Ginlinessisnexttogodliness · 20/07/2017 11:25

@BoomalakkaWee it wouldn't surprise me if he did have.

My friend had a sex dream about him. She is always calling him anus mouth. This clearly infiltrated her subconsciousness as she texted me one morning to she had had a vivid dream where she licked his "bottom area" as she stood in front of his desk in the Oval Office.

I told her to call in sick that day

BoomalakkaWee · 20/07/2017 11:19

MumBod, I keep having flashbacks to the awful moment when he whipped them out.

They were one above the other, rather than side-by-side, and they worked in unison. Shock Sorry if that's TMI...

Can you recommend a good brand of brain bleach?

puggedoff · 19/07/2017 22:28

Orange tic tac - that's hilarious 😂

I had a hhmmm nice dream 20 yrs ago of Jarvis Cocker doing unmentionable things to me then a few years later Vic Reeves

SapphireSeptember · 19/07/2017 22:15

My weird sex dreams.

  1. I was working as a prostitute in the wizarding world, one of my clients was Severus Snape, that was a fun dream! Grin
  2. Dream I had about an affair I was having with a white van man, he was middle aged, chubby and bald, but he was really good in bed and adored me.
  3. I was living in a posh London flat and Andy Parsons was giving me oral.
  4. The most recent, I was Bruce Wayne's 16 year old cousin and had to go and live with him because my parents had died, and I end up shagging The Joker, who it turns out is much nicer in my head and a really good lay. And then it got weird when I got home from my prom as my 'cousin' was drunk and decided to hump me. The Joker interrupted this without Bruce knowing he was there, so I snuck out, which led to a discussion between us about whether it was legal to shag your cousin or not. And then we had sex. There was lots of sex in that dream. Grin Blush There was some other weird stuff too. I clearly need to get laid, I haven't had any for a very long time.
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MumBod · 19/07/2017 21:13
Shock

How are you coping?

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BoomalakkaWee · 19/07/2017 18:26

MumBod, the curse has passed on to me.

I had a horrific Donald Trump sex dream a couple of nights back.

He had two penises!!! Shock Shock

StrangeLookingParasite · 10/06/2017 20:48

Oh my god I was considering posting about my sex dream last night, it was the Rock/Dwayne Johnson and it was amazing.

Yes, but that's completely understandable.

Unless he was actually Maui in the dream...

Snooks1971 · 10/06/2017 20:48

Sorry Gins this beautiful image was on a MN thread a few years ago and is seared into my mind's eye any excuse to share the pain

SheWhoDaresGins2 · 10/06/2017 20:36

Snooks 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Snooks1971 · 10/06/2017 20:22

Apologies in advance Grin

Snooks1971 · 10/06/2017 20:21

Just discovered this thread! Thankyou Mumbod Grin you are very brave to get through this trauma and manage to sleep again.

TO ALL YOU MR TUMBLE DREAM LOVERS: Is it time to resurrect this photo doppelgänger but once seen never forgotten

DarthLipgloss · 10/06/2017 19:19

Brian May, oral (receiving) on windowsill...

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