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My foof is buzzing

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ClopySow · 20/05/2017 09:50

I am not using a vibrator. My phone is not vibrating. No-one is doing mad drilling next to me. I haven't accidentally left an internal vibrating toy up there.

I've had a pretty constant buzzing/vibrating feeling in my groin for about a week now. It's neither pleasant or unpleasant. What the fuck is it?

Is someone phoning my foof? Stop phoning my foof. You've got the wrong number.

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pinkieandperkie · 20/05/2017 12:57

Pickle, don't be upset, i didn't experience a buzzing fanjo until I was 48. It could happen anytime so you could still be in with a chance.

picklemepopcorn · 20/05/2017 12:44

My foof has never buzzed! I'm feeling left out...

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ClopySow · 20/05/2017 12:24

I'll try the orgasm relief theory and get back to you.

I suspect not though, it's not a horny feel, just a buzzy feel.

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sparklefarts · 20/05/2017 12:13

Ah I get this too! I've found my people!

I'm seriously glad you posted this, I was beginning to think I had some serious fanjo issue and had start to practice (in Mt head) how I could describe it to the Dr....

titsbumfannythelot · 20/05/2017 12:11

Would an orgasm relieve it?

Worth a shot regardless

tiba · 20/05/2017 12:09

I had this last year before finding out I was pregnant

HollyJollyDillydolly · 20/05/2017 12:00

I've had this before too. I think it's a nerve thing like when you get a twitchy eye? The bee theory or fanjo morse code is a far more interesting explanation though!

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ClopySow · 20/05/2017 11:57

No, i have never bleached my foof.

I had a pretty interesting incident with Tiger Balm though.

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KindleBueno · 20/05/2017 11:54

You're not the poster that put bleach on it, are you?

FatCatFaces · 20/05/2017 11:52

I've had this intermittently for the last few weeks - I thought I was a lone weirdo! It started at work. I thought my computer was having a crisis and sending vibrations through my chair but it didn't stop when I stood up.

I'm not going to the doctor with a vibrating foof so I plan to ignore it for the time being.

Also hopes it's not bees

SamoanSamosa · 20/05/2017 11:47

Just remove the queen and rehome her in a nice warm quiet spot in the garden. The rest of the swarm will follow of their own accord.

Alternatively phone the council for a specialist to come out.

bottledatsource · 20/05/2017 11:43

That would be quite a showstopper. "Sorry my assessment is late but my foof was buzzing over the weekend" Grin

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ClopySow · 20/05/2017 11:40

I have an assessment to hand in monday. Informing the world about my buzzing foof is a whole new level of procrastination.

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bottledatsource · 20/05/2017 11:37

Mee too onalong. I was supposed to be in Tesco an hour ago.

bottledatsource · 20/05/2017 11:36

I wonder what it sounds like? Maybe its a fanjo banjo Grin

onalongsabbatical · 20/05/2017 11:34

Ok between this and the aggressive cake baking thread I'm now still in my nightie and dressing gown. Fuck off, mumsnet, I need to get dressed!
I'll be back, though. I want me some of this talking fanjo club. (Fills out application form...)

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ClopySow · 20/05/2017 11:31

Oh my god. I'm actually going to put that on my tinder profile...

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Justmadeperfectflapjacks · 20/05/2017 11:24

Maybe you could advertise....
Sexy man that can read fanjo code?
Apply within. . . . Blush

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ClopySow · 20/05/2017 11:20

No foof inspections shall be administered within unless they are by a qualified smear nurse or a curious sexy person.

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Owlish · 20/05/2017 11:12

Is someone phoning my foof? Stop phoning my foof. You've got the wrong number.

😂

bottledatsource · 20/05/2017 11:11

Clopy You cant be too careful you know. Health and Safety and all that. Never know when new foof inspection rules are going to be put in place Smile

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ClopySow · 20/05/2017 11:07

You make a good argument for the bees una

But

NOT IN MY FOOF!

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ClopySow · 20/05/2017 11:06

Man alive bottle is your fanny a fire risk?

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unapaloma · 20/05/2017 11:05

I really fucking hope it isn't filled with bees. That would be disturbing. My uterus isn't a fucking bee hive.
OP your speciesist hatred of bees is so wrong. Bees need a place to live, and why not your foof? They are struggling with all sorts of environmental issues as a species, all caused by humans, I would have thought it was the least you could do?
Its a whole new level of NIMBY - you are a blatant NIMF :-D

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ClopySow · 20/05/2017 11:05

No, but i do have polycystic ovaries ijustwannadance

whydoesitall

I would welcome you billy but my foof has already sent yours the message

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