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My foof is buzzing

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ClopySow · 20/05/2017 09:50

I am not using a vibrator. My phone is not vibrating. No-one is doing mad drilling next to me. I haven't accidentally left an internal vibrating toy up there.

I've had a pretty constant buzzing/vibrating feeling in my groin for about a week now. It's neither pleasant or unpleasant. What the fuck is it?

Is someone phoning my foof? Stop phoning my foof. You've got the wrong number.

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Lofari · 20/05/2017 23:05

This thread is hilarious.
What about Michael Caine? Not sure how hed fit though in the world of foof voiceover but bet hed like a mention.

titsbumfannythelot · 20/05/2017 22:55

I get javelin arse in the front bum 😱

PokemonWanker · 20/05/2017 22:55

I get this and have fibroids too.

I just thought I was incredibly sensitive to passing traffic. Blush

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ClopySow · 20/05/2017 22:50

I never get javelin arse. I get period pains in my coccyx though.

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Shockers · 20/05/2017 22:34

I also have javelin arse Blush

ocelot41 · 20/05/2017 22:31

Why not make the most of it? Introduce your foof to a kazoo!

olderthanyouthink · 20/05/2017 22:28

Someone add Taser Fanny to the MN list of medical conditions. Put it just above Javelin Arse.

whydoesitalwayshappentome · 20/05/2017 22:28

I don't have fibroids and my fanny buzzes and channels Liam Neeson.

(I think it is hormonal)

Owlish · 20/05/2017 22:26

I think 3luckystars has it, your mirena is picking up your local taxi cab radio frequency.

Shockers · 20/05/2017 22:23

Ahh. I have fibroids and a buzzy foof.

slimceagirl · 20/05/2017 22:16

Should have said fibroid pressing on nerves

slimceagirl · 20/05/2017 22:15

I had that and it was fibroids

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ClopySow · 20/05/2017 21:54

I think pat would be better to be honest. Though i'd much rather have liam, but he's taken.

I love Dorothy from the golden girls. Inspired.

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3luckystars · 20/05/2017 21:53

They left a bit of the mirena inside you.

That's what it is.

titsbumfannythelot · 20/05/2017 21:45

Do you oft' burst out of your bikini Clopy? Or is it the the screams of Paaaaaaaat during the wee small hours?

whydoesitalwayshappentome · 20/05/2017 21:44

NoTractors Then Brian Blessed yelling you are about to be fanny tasered!!!

I think GCHQ would completely shut down.

RagingCunt · 20/05/2017 21:37

Another vote for this thread to go in classics!!

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ClopySow · 20/05/2017 21:33

I actually considered barbara windsor

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NoTractorsAtTheTable · 20/05/2017 21:25

Jesus, they better not be uploading to the cloud, can you imagine the faces at GCHQ Shock

'There's a bit of odd chatter going on here, what's that noise?'
'Sounds a bit like Liam Neeson. Bit muffled though. Sounds like he's hiding somewhere'
'Who's he chatting to?'
'Morgan Freeman, I think...hey, is there a bee in here? I'm sure something's buzzing...'

titsbumfannythelot · 20/05/2017 21:23

Phew. Mine sounds like Dorothy from the golden girls. Thank you for being a friend.

BelligerentGardenPixies · 20/05/2017 21:21

My foof sounds like Dot Cotton tits. It's forever exclaim "Oo Ar saaay" in the veg isle at Sainsbury's. A little disconcerting for the average unsuspecting shopper tbh.

whydoesitalwayshappentome · 20/05/2017 21:20

I just think my a fanny is going to have a voice (and let's face it that had not even occurred to me until today). Then I think a male voice is the way forward.

titsbumfannythelot · 20/05/2017 21:14

🤣🤣🤣

Let's have a heated debate

Hidingtonothing · 20/05/2017 21:11

I imagine mine to sound like Mrs Merton if that helps tits?

titsbumfannythelot · 20/05/2017 20:34

Why do none of the foofs have female voices? Not a Dot Cotton or Deirdre Barlow has been mentioned.

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