My foof is buzzing

Nervous fanny here too.
Also kicks in if I'm feeling extremely embarrassed for someone.
Clunge cringe?

Zuzu, thanks, it's okay, I don't wear mascara.
I'm prepared to be the commuter who everyone thinks is still off their foof face from Saturday night.

Actually I would go right off my foof if it started buzzing at me.

Oh I get this too excited to be part of a talking fanjo club
No idea what it is - and I'm 30

I also get, what I describe as, a nervous fanny....like a cringe when you see something uncomfortable (looking down whilst on a cliff, for instance) but its just a fanjo cringe
accept I may be booted out of the club if no one else knows what I'm talking about

Goldfish,

^ If you wear make up, I highly recommend you give the mascara a miss before reading the thread on tomorrow's commute...or you'll arrive looking like Alice Cooper.

You have been warned.

I've had a buzzing foof at times. Pretty sure there have been threads about it.

I want Patrick Stewart for the voice.

Ive only seen a couple of posts and crying with laughter
So I've decided this thread is for my morning commute tomorrow
Whoever sits next to me is just blatantly going to read over my shoulder all the way aren't they
As long as they don't put their ear to my foof - which is silent as the sphinx - I don't mind.

Snotgobbler

SHIT!!! What if he discloses THAT at his Church School???

MY foof sings.
Like Alanis Morissette when I have PMT
("I';m not quite so well, I think you should know...")
Rest of the time it's more Tracey Chapman. Chilled. Blusey.
But then, I am having great sex atm ;)
For rather a long time, it was silent. Not buzzy at all.

I am roaring. Just roaring. So loud my 12 yr old ds just woke up (my pc is not far from his bedroom door). He is saying: 'what? what?'
I can't tell him, can I?

Mine buzzes too

He already knows what it's about. It's the buzzing keeping him awake...

My fanny buzzes sometimes, no idea why it does it.

If it had a voice, it would be Clint Eastwoods character in Gran Torino.

I am roaring. Just roaring. So loud my 12 yr old ds just woke up (my pc is not far from his bedroom door). He is saying: 'what? what?'
I can't tell him, can I?

Mine buzzes too

^ BTW, I'm not making light of anyone who's experiencing pain^ with theirs (like poor Silencio...that sounds horrible ).

I get this and I'm 33. Get it mostly at my TOTM. I'm not sure what its
voice sounds like though. Probably Martine McCutcheon I reckon. Also get javelin arse and had the most horrendous fanny daggers when pregnant. Being a woman is so very glamorous at times

OP,

Maybe this is what's happening up there?
(Bee-themed/ buzzing/ vibrations, with a voice for good measure).

Oh dear god, as well as Javelin Arse, I've also had Fanny Stab and my foof has been known to buzz on occasion. It's a hat trick! Do I win a prize for my weird nethers?

Just checking back in and this is still making me laugh out loud, getting funny looks off dh! I think if mine could talk it might have a French accent. Oh la la!

What is Javelin Arse?
toria from what I've been told it's a sharp shooting pain in your arse.

Ooh I get that! one out of two isn't bad

Have you had a poo OP?
I've had this several times. And I worked out it was relieved by an evacuation!

Are all your vaginas talking to each other?

If Furbies could do it, anything's possible.

sounds like nerve trouble
stop filling your pockets with phone
go out and walk
without the phone.
be kind to your foof

Ooooft for a minute there I thought that was going to be about Miranda hart.

Perish the thought.

I think I have the diagnosis.

It's not a Mirena problem, it's a MIRANDA problem. Carmen Miranda to be precise - which explains the funky rhythms as well as the bananas.

Can it do La Cucaracha?

Is ovaries...sometimes you get a big stalky egg that pops and hurts like hell. Then it buzzes and hurts.
Still 'enjoy' it while it lasts.
I have had quite a lot of ovarian pain, it is eeewwww- hugs.

toria that made me clench my arse cheeks