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My foof is buzzing

247 replies

ClopySow · 20/05/2017 09:50

I am not using a vibrator. My phone is not vibrating. No-one is doing mad drilling next to me. I haven't accidentally left an internal vibrating toy up there.

I've had a pretty constant buzzing/vibrating feeling in my groin for about a week now. It's neither pleasant or unpleasant. What the fuck is it?

Is someone phoning my foof? Stop phoning my foof. You've got the wrong number.

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Valsie1 · 27/05/2017 21:16
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Valsie1 · 27/05/2017 21:13

Is this foul language really necessary?

Vicliz24 · 27/05/2017 20:46

Im actually dying here 😂😂😂😂

SuzanT127 · 27/05/2017 20:06

This is the funniest string of messages I have ever read! Thank you ladies! You made my night! Count me in for the vagina club!

mojojojo838 · 27/05/2017 19:16

HerRoyalFattyness Wink It always has to be said in the voice

RedastheRose · 27/05/2017 18:54

Fantastic thread! I've had this a couple of times always thought I was just weird glad to know I'm not alone.

HerRoyalFattyness · 27/05/2017 18:23

mojojojo Grin
Also...love your name! I said it in MoJoJoJos voice (loved the powered girls as a kid)

lynmilne65 · 27/05/2017 17:46

You are cheering me up no end ! 🤣

SomeOtherFuckers · 27/05/2017 17:44

So you all have turbulent foods

SomeOtherFuckers · 27/05/2017 17:44

Apparently it's to do with blood flow ...

MuvaWifey77 · 27/05/2017 17:35

Same here MrTumblesbitch ...

TroysMammy · 27/05/2017 17:29

I get a tingling foof when I drink wine.

mojojojo838 · 27/05/2017 17:28

Haven't RTFT. My husband's groin does this. He isn't pregnant, has sex sporadically, and his phone is so old that it doesn't vibrate. It does, however, have polyphonic ring tones. I'm refusing, on principle, to check if there are any forgotten 'toys'. Not my circus, not my monkeys.

romany4 · 27/05/2017 17:26

It's anaemia. I have it all the time and went to my gp and he said that's what's causing mine!

titsbumfannythelot · 26/05/2017 18:25

How's the banjo fanjo Clopy?

ItsNachoCheese · 24/05/2017 10:01

I have pcos and have had this

Changebagsandgladrags · 24/05/2017 09:59

Well funny enough, I did put him/her/it in the conservatory with a bit of honey mixed with water.

I went to check on him/her/it later and there were two in there...

Rach5l · 24/05/2017 08:47

Yes! I get cringey Fanny. Also shock Fanny ShockGrin

LuluJakey1 · 23/05/2017 18:14

change could have been a Tree Bumblebee. The male collapses on the ground in exhaustion after they have mated. They might have been mating in your fanjo.If you put him on a saucer with a drop of sugar water he will perk up.

Changebagsandgladrags · 23/05/2017 14:36

A bee mysteriously appeared on the kitchen floor this morning. Now I know it fell out of my fanjo hive.

nannybeach · 23/05/2017 10:50

Have you misplaced a mobile phone!! Its probably a nerve twitching.

MooPointCowsOpinion · 22/05/2017 23:01

Another nervous one here, no buzzing, no voices, just a cringe when things are gross or weird. So glad that's not just me!

ZuzuMyLittleGingersnap · 22/05/2017 22:42

Well, if any of you are bored...

My foof is buzzing
LuluJakey1 · 22/05/2017 22:27

We had a family of Tree bumble bees descend on us about this time of year. They are small and discreet, sleep between 8pm and 8am and leave of their own accord in late July for warmer climes. They buzz alot but quietly. Just saying.

Teardropexplodes · 22/05/2017 20:51

A'right our kid...
Teardrop get this too, and nervous fanny.

My foof is buzzing