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Read the Damn Post! AIBU

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HairsprayBabe · 27/04/2017 12:17

This really gets my goat and I probably need to chill the fuck out but I find it so annoying!

Someone will post an AIBU e.g.
DD (9) has done X,Y & Z, I think she is old enough to know better DH disagrees and she is just a kid still WIBU?

Followed by a flood of posters - How old is DD? What age is your daughter? etc....

Sometimes the answer to the question is in the thread title FGS [facepalm]

Some threads are long, I get that but at least read the blinking OP before responding! AIBU and this is something I shouldn't care about?

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WarmestRegards · 27/04/2017 19:38

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HairsprayBabe · 27/04/2017 19:34

HairsprayBabesGoat
Shit! I am so sorry darling, it wasn't like that, have you RTFT?

OP posts:
Chillyegg · 27/04/2017 19:33

I am indeed part of the neighbourhood watch Teatowelfairy. We only meet twice nightly every 2 days in my underground garden bunker. Weve just ordered a darling set of organic goat hair beanies......we only formed because of that dastardly goat . Poor Margaret at no65 has never been the same since the goat ended up naked in her Japanese water rockery.

CigarsofthePharoahs · 27/04/2017 19:31

Can you dripfeed a goat?

HairsprayBabesGoat · 27/04/2017 19:31

Oh my god so this is what you've been doing online all day - inciting goatophobia? What's your problem Mum? IF THAT IS EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!

saltandvinegarcrisps1 · 27/04/2017 19:31

NRLFT. LTB.

Teatowelfairy · 27/04/2017 19:25

Chillyegg are you part of the neighbourhood watch nosy fucker?

redshoeblueshoe · 27/04/2017 19:24

Red dye - that's just victim blaming.
Log it now.
Report to SS and RSPCA.
Gin

Chillyegg · 27/04/2017 19:23

Op can i ask why your goat has a llama visiting in the early hours do you think your goata dealing.

KatnissNeverdone · 27/04/2017 19:22

Not rtft but have you considered getting a goat?

caz323 · 27/04/2017 19:21

Exactly! Sounds like she needs pampering. Treat her to a nice hooficure maybe? And treat her to a her fave Goaty Cologne.

ILikeBeansWithKetchup · 27/04/2017 19:20

RTFT. I suggested that on page 73.

RedDogsBeg · 27/04/2017 19:20

Look at all the goat shaming on this thread, you should be ashamed of yourselves. MN is so disgustingly Goatphobic.

Original poster
HairsprayBabe · 27/04/2017 19:19

Maybe just a can of red dye?

OP posts:
ILikeBeansWithKetchup · 27/04/2017 19:17

Moon would she bu to carry a knife though? I think that's a good idea.

Teatowelfairy · 27/04/2017 19:16

I'm keeping the goat,
It's not a passive aggressive twunt,
Unlike you.

ILikeBeansWithKetchup · 27/04/2017 19:15

You should never ever hit a goat. And time out is cruel and abusive.

Allow it to find its own way to play.

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HairsprayBabe · 27/04/2017 19:15

DGoat may well be depressed but I don't see how that is relevent here.

She should just cheer up, learn to drive and get a nanny, that would solve all her problems. Money really shouldn't be an issue here.

OP posts:
MoonDuke · 27/04/2017 19:15

So now you grab goats. You could get done for assault. And I would say the same if you were a man.

caz323 · 27/04/2017 19:12

NRTFT, but I'm sure you said Sue the goat. Have you considered said goat might be depressed, OP?

ILikeBeansWithKetchup · 27/04/2017 19:09

yy to haffiana

In fact, thinking back , I am sure OP's Op is a stealth boast.

Original poster
HairsprayBabe · 27/04/2017 19:08

You think I should consider suing the goat? Is this for the damage to my lawn??

OP posts:
ILikeBeansWithKetchup · 27/04/2017 19:08

The goat took biscuits???

101 immediately.

I think I live on the same street. Is that you Caroline??

Haffiana · 27/04/2017 19:07

I hate these weddings where the guests end up stealth paying for the couple's conscience. YANBU.

caz323 · 27/04/2017 19:06

What do you mean Sue the goat? It's your DH with the problem, FFS! Thank God you haven't got DCs. LTB!