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Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)

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JollyBobs · 09/04/2017 10:43

DS turns 1 this week. Be honest, is this the stuff of nightmares? Will the children at his party be scarred for life?

Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)
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JollyBobs · 14/04/2017 12:20

@MrsGotobed you've met him?! Splendid chap our sir hoglington is

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MrsGotobed · 14/04/2017 12:01

Here he is firing up his first bong to achieve that totally wasted look.....

Can't wait to see the end result Jollybobs!

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ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 14/04/2017 11:59

Good luck! That's a lot of eyeballs you've got there. You could go all out and make some baby muffin hedgehogs too.
Grin

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JollyBobs · 14/04/2017 11:49

Okay, so here it goes! Operation hog gate is underway, I repeat, all systems go go go.

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PointlessUsername · 14/04/2017 09:53

Hoping it turns out good for you.

blueskyinmarch · 14/04/2017 09:45

This thread has fairy cheered up my morning. I am looking forward to the next drug addled cakehog-stallment.

HappyFlappy · 14/04/2017 09:35

I want edible eyeballs, for my Valentine's Day beaver next year . ..

Pepperedpig · 14/04/2017 09:16

Hope this one turns out better.

SailAwaySailAwaySailAway · 14/04/2017 08:58

Shameless placemarking.
May the gods of cake guide your whisking arm

MagnumAddict · 14/04/2017 08:38

Good luck! I'm looking forward to this Grin

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JollyBobs · 14/04/2017 08:32

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MORNING! Little teaser for you all.

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MrsPeterTheThird · 13/04/2017 22:49

Feels wrong to placemark on a classics thread!

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ForTheSakeOfFuck · 13/04/2017 21:40

Historical Oooooh, shiny. It's like a sweaty, brown Hellraiser hog.

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JollyBobs · 13/04/2017 21:01

@HecateAntaia now I've made classics, I can't mess this up. I just can't Shock

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JollyBobs · 13/04/2017 20:14

@HistoricalAccount that is amazing! I'm trying not to think about it to be honest. I'm leaving it in the hands of a higher being if there is one.

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SheWhoDaresGins2 · 13/04/2017 18:49

Oh Historical had he been in a sauna, he looks sweaty Grin

ZebraOwl · 13/04/2017 18:21

Bet you didn't think this was how you'd find yourself immortalised for posterity... don't expect anyone would imagine going down as MethHog in the mind of the posterity, but there you go. The Donkey Of Destiny Giveth, and that self same Ass kicks you in the teeth (and indeed does worse...)

15 eggs?! Am assuming this thing is the size of Mrs Tiggywinkle in the ballet? (www.youtu.be/TbV4buehg5g) Maybe 15 eggs is why it tasted dodgy. Either over-eggy, or could one (or more) of the eggs have maybe been edging towards mankdom? Could you not just make JollyHog The Second a nice simple normal-egg-ratio sponge? Well, obviously sculpted!sponges-held-together-by-deliciousness-of-choice. But that's presumably what you did with the Goliath!hog, unless you have a ginormous cake tin? Or did you in fact use a tin bath or similar? That would account for the peculiar taste. (Re: fitting tin bath into oven, people are always talking about having huge ovens &/or agas/ranges. Can't expect a [deprived] Inner London Child to know better...

TheEmmaDilemma · 13/04/2017 16:41

I wondered why a thread about a pet hedgehog was getting some many hits.. Grin

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SheWhoDaresGins2 · 13/04/2017 16:23

Looking forward to newly reformed Meth hog tomorrow. Oh and congrats on getting in classics Jolly I will always look at that photo when in need of a cheer up Grin

SheWhoDaresGins2 · 13/04/2017 16:23

Looking forward to newly reformed Meth hog tomorrow. Oh and congrats on getting in classics Jolly I will always look at that photo when in need of a cheer up Grin

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