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Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)

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JollyBobs · 09/04/2017 10:43

DS turns 1 this week. Be honest, is this the stuff of nightmares? Will the children at his party be scarred for life?

Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)
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FeralBeryl · 15/04/2017 10:24

Oh good Lord I've avoided this thread for days as I thought it was about a real hedgehog - I see it's FAR more than that now.
Love cake thread Grin
Can't wait for Horrorhog II you can do it Jolly!

foreverblessedbee · 15/04/2017 10:23

(((((Checks watch.......paces floor impatiently.....come on god damn you..)))))....I've been awake since 5.30 having obsessive thoughts about your hedgehog cake!!!!! Please..... any news? It's like I imagine pacing the labour ward corridor to be in style of fifties husband 😂😂😂😂!!! Sir Hoglington the 2nd! Where fore art though?!😂😃😄😀
come on jollybobs....produce the goods butterscotch!🔫

PollytheDolly · 15/04/2017 09:45

👀

Just peeping in again to see what's happening......

SellMySoulForMoreSleep · 15/04/2017 09:13

It had better be good!! Grin

octoberfarm · 15/04/2017 08:42

It's 3:40am here and I have a cold and can't sleep. Just woke DH up with my silent laughter making the bed shake. He's not impressed, but this thread has made my night and you are my hedgehog-cake-making hero.

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JollyBobs · 15/04/2017 08:32

@MollyHuaCha patience, you'll have to wait and see!

@DearPrudence how dare you suggest such a thing. I'll have you know that I am very bad at cake making!

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DearPrudence · 15/04/2017 08:18

Maybe we're being hustled and the first cake was just to throw us off. Grin

MollyHuaCha · 15/04/2017 08:05

Excited to see where those maltesers end up...

PointlessUsername · 14/04/2017 22:11

Excited to see the finished product.

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JollyBobs · 14/04/2017 21:29

@PointlessUsername it was to map out where I needed to cut to make the shape of the hog.

I'm sorry I haven't replied to everyone but I have read all your posts (in between being supermam)

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31weeksgone · 14/04/2017 21:23

I've laughed so hard I've bawled my eyes out and I've attracted my DP from downstairs to see what the noise was Grin can't wait to see the finished hedgehog

Crunchymum · 14/04/2017 20:56

Thank fuck this isn't the finished cake

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JollyBobs · 14/04/2017 20:54

@DeathByMascara bring it! Hedgehog wars!!

So my cake is all shaped and ready to be iced in the morning. It seems like it looks okay..... but a lot can happen between then and now (apocalypse, herd of lost cows,hungry MIL etc etc)

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SaltySalt · 14/04/2017 20:07

Brill thread! I nearly weed when I saw flake boy! Everything looks funny if you stick googly eyes on. Grin

MakingMerry · 14/04/2017 19:57

gasp

Naked hedgehog. Bit raunchy for a 1 yr old's party... Grin

DeathByMascara · 14/04/2017 19:55

DH has just uttered the immortal words 'it's not that hard'

Challenge. Accepted.

I shall post with his attempt once completed.

knackeredmumoftwo · 14/04/2017 19:51

So love this

Pepperedpig · 14/04/2017 19:49
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MollyHuaCha · 14/04/2017 19:39

In the background we see flakes... loads of them! So the prickles are sorted. But... er... which part of the hedgehog's body will the maltesers represent?

PointlessUsername · 14/04/2017 19:11

What do the sticks do? Blush (nosey)

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Kelsoooo · 14/04/2017 18:50

Nothing to see here.

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JollyBobs · 14/04/2017 18:46

If this was the finished hog I swear 30 MN'ers would hunt me down.

Tomorrow is icing day. Be there or be hedgehog shaped square.

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