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Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)

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JollyBobs · 09/04/2017 10:43

DS turns 1 this week. Be honest, is this the stuff of nightmares? Will the children at his party be scarred for life?

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AutumnEve · 09/04/2017 13:27

This thread is brilliant.

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JollyBobs · 09/04/2017 13:26

@Lflossy88 is that your creation? I feel like you are mocking me

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Lflossy88 · 09/04/2017 13:20

Chocolate buttons are the answer to everything!

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MrsGotobed · 09/04/2017 13:20

This thread is brilliant! Grin

Gileswithachainsaw · 09/04/2017 13:16

Omg he does look like someone just shoved a marrow up his arse sorry Grin

Orangepear · 09/04/2017 13:15

Damn you all, I just woke the baby laughing! Whoops.

weddingopinionsplease · 09/04/2017 13:14
Grin
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Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)
weddingopinionsplease · 09/04/2017 13:13

Found some brilliant ones, crying laughing

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Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)
Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)
Garnethair · 09/04/2017 13:08

Oh god these are fabulous! It's the teeth!

GlitteryFluff · 09/04/2017 13:00

Loving these cakes!

bangbangprettypretty · 09/04/2017 12:58

Korma I had a c-section to have my DD last week and have just nearly done myself a mischief laughing at those hedgehogs!!!

This should be in classics! Grin

NoelHeadbands · 09/04/2017 12:57

Today 11:21 ForTheSakeOfFuck

Sort of a bit crystal methhog

That hedgehog has seen things that cannot be unseen.

Oh that made me laugh Grin

HemanOrSheRa · 09/04/2017 12:56

hog on roids I am crying with laughter! Can you imagine being presented with that cream coloured cake thing, that korma posted, by your loved one? 'Ta dah...Look what I made for you'?! Christ. I'd die laughing. Look at the pink teef Grin.

wonkylegs · 09/04/2017 12:54

good initial effort and definitely redeemable, nose is perfect Wink
I'd crumble a lot of flake on its back, move the eyes closer to the nose and use currents rather than chocolate buttons.

DAMNgina · 09/04/2017 12:46

DAAAAAAMN gina -read the whole thread...

DAMNgina · 09/04/2017 12:45

I'm feeling the teeth

Be careful OP...

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PurpleDaisies · 09/04/2017 12:41

Love the eyebrows. If you move them outwards and point them slightly upwards towards the centre of his forehead he'll look friendlier.

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JollyBobs · 09/04/2017 12:39

I'm feeling the teeth.

Are eyebrows too far though?

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Cheesymonster · 09/04/2017 12:32

It definitely needs a set of teeth.

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JollyBobs · 09/04/2017 12:30

I want to eat it, not shag it.

Now that really would scar the children...

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SleepingTiger · 09/04/2017 12:29

You have white eyes.
You need large brown eyes.

Remember when you are in love with someone or you kiss someone, their dark pupils are blown wide open. That's attraction. That's what you need.

Change the eyes then try pretending to 'snog the hog' and if it feels good it is good enough to eat!

BestIsWest · 09/04/2017 12:27

I'm crying here. It's my birthday on Tuesday. Think I'll ash DH to make me a hedgehog cake.

dementedma · 09/04/2017 12:26

Grin crystal method hog.

ForTheSakeOfFuck · 09/04/2017 12:22

Korma Those just made me laugh till I cried. God help us all, that's still probably going to be a higher standard of hedgehog than I'll ever be able to produce.