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Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)

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JollyBobs · 09/04/2017 10:43

DS turns 1 this week. Be honest, is this the stuff of nightmares? Will the children at his party be scarred for life?

Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)
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QuestionableMouse · 10/04/2017 09:46

Toasted flaked almonds would work for spines if everyone can eat them.

Sugarpiehoneyeye · 10/04/2017 07:49

Such a good thread.😂⭐️

SunnySideDownUp · 10/04/2017 05:12

Thank you so much for the giggles. Can't wait to see the final version!

MollyHuaCha · 10/04/2017 04:53

Oh my goodness, I wish I'd never opened this thread with its pics. I have a cough and I am giggling so much I can't stop coughing.

GrinGrinGrinCake

TheCrowFromBelow · 10/04/2017 03:37

I've read this thread 3 times. It's still making me cry with laughter. Especially the final pic where you've beheaded him. Poor little hoglington.
Your DH just has no taste.
Don't give him teeth they are truly terrifying.

Tangfastics · 10/04/2017 03:09

BAHAGAHAHAAAAAAAAA 😂

OITNY · 10/04/2017 03:05

I think it's lovely Grin

SouthWindsWesterly · 10/04/2017 03:04

If it's a practise run then definitely do the red food colouring for the sponge with runny raspberry jam - just don't warn your husband before he slices it up

ophiotaurus · 09/04/2017 22:24

Aw it's not shit! It's way better than what I could do. If he's such a master chef he can bake one and put it on here for us to judge!

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JollyBobs · 09/04/2017 20:51

DH just told me it looked shit.

Anyone for a hedgehog covered husband?

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Sugarpiehoneyeye · 09/04/2017 19:42

JollyBobs, next time make a hedgehog, not a beaver ! 😂🍷

Fairybella · 09/04/2017 19:02

Brilliant

Honeyandfizz · 09/04/2017 18:52

wedding thanks so much I've cried laughing!! GrinGrin

giraffesCantReachTheirToes · 09/04/2017 18:52

You must come back sith the real one

ArseyTussle · 09/04/2017 18:52

I think definitely do eyebrows on the next cake, they make him look rather distinguished.

MrsGotobed · 09/04/2017 18:47

Nice beaver! Grin

....oh, sorry, you say it's a hedgehog?

SillyMoomin · 09/04/2017 18:44

Oh heavens op, sorry, the final photo with his head cut off is seriously making me giggle Grin

HemanOrSheRa · 09/04/2017 18:38

You could use pimento stuffed olives Jolly and give your roid hog a proper evil stare!

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JollyBobs · 09/04/2017 18:24

To be honest I'm at the point of caring so little I might use pickled onions. Thug life.

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PollytheDolly · 09/04/2017 18:18

Brilliant thread.

LapdanceShoeshine · 09/04/2017 18:15

Made me roar! Grin

A very startled hog.

Haven't read all responses but can you get some black eyes?

somewheresomehow · 09/04/2017 18:13
Grin I think it looks more like a wild boar
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JollyBobs · 09/04/2017 18:00

I will of course reveal the final hedgehog, sir hoglington the herion hog.

In the mean time, anyone want any cake? I can not take this to work tomorrow. People will think I'm having a nervous break down or something. Perhaps shouldn't have cut its poor face off though.

Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)
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ADisappearingDreamOfYesterday · 09/04/2017 17:08

I love this thread! I think I just pulled something laughing though Sad

ForTheSakeOfFuck · 09/04/2017 17:07

Seconded. I would like - nay, I need to see marque II.

No pressure OP.

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