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Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)

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JollyBobs · 09/04/2017 10:43

DS turns 1 this week. Be honest, is this the stuff of nightmares? Will the children at his party be scarred for life?

Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)
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MrsGotobed · 10/04/2017 14:37

oops link fail

MrsGotobed · 10/04/2017 14:37

I think I've just found your hedgehogs long lost buddy OP - I was googling bad taxidermy and came across this : [[http://www.adelemorsetaxidermy.co.uk/bad-santa-hedgehog.html Bad Santa hedgehog) Grin

BlueChairs · 10/04/2017 14:36

I got to 'have to stop him looking like he's singing smack my bitch up' and couldn't contain it anymore - cue a coach full of Swiss postgraduates staring at the English woman crying with laughter

TwattyMcTwatface · 10/04/2017 14:34

I'd been avoiding this thread because I thought it was about a real hedgepig, as PP said - cannot believe I'd been missing out on these beauties Grin OP 's hog is one beauteous beast, meth habit aside!

HelenaJustina · 10/04/2017 14:11

My DDs are furtling round my feet doing their best hedgehog impressions, and my snorts at this thread sounded extremely hog like! Excellent work OP, can't wait to see the finished article

moonchild77 · 10/04/2017 13:58

Oh this thread has brought such joy to my life. Thank you a million times. I've actually laughed out loud more than once.

Cottongusset · 10/04/2017 13:50

Compared to any cake I have ever produced yours is brilliant. Share my cake disasters - easy - all of them.

shouldwestayorshouldwego · 10/04/2017 13:28

It's a womble, tell the guests you've gone retro.

Flake or buttons will sort it out.

SumThucker · 10/04/2017 13:20

I can not take this to work tomorrow. People will think I'm having a nervous break down or something.

GrinGrinGrin

ForTheSakeOfFuck · 10/04/2017 13:18

Jolly: My next thread will be titled 'which class A drug is my hog currently smashed off its tits on?'

I am holding you to that, OP. I NEED some stoned crack-hogs in my near-future.

Funnyonion17 · 10/04/2017 13:18

It's ace! It doesn't have to be perfect and I'm sure your DS will love it

IHeartDodo · 10/04/2017 13:17

Also your son is 1 he won't care, and all the grown ups will think it's wonderful!

Tweedledee3Tweedledum · 10/04/2017 13:17
Grin

Poor Sir Hoglington. I think visit to the local hedgehog hospital is in order, although I'm pretty sure they would just put him out of his misery. It's the kindest thing to do.

IHeartDodo · 10/04/2017 13:16

hahaa that's brilliant.
I mean it is kind of shit but in a very good way!

FeliciaJollygoodfellow · 10/04/2017 13:16

I immediately thought of that pink false-toothed monstrosity when I saw the title - yours is pretty good I thought!

I'd move his eyes down and add a dot to the middle for the next go.

I want to make one now.

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JollyBobs · 10/04/2017 13:12

@Tweedledee3Tweedledum he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake Shock

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Tweedledee3Tweedledum · 10/04/2017 13:10

I fear if I tell you the truth the hog will haunt me in my sleep Shock

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JollyBobs · 10/04/2017 13:05

@Fl0ellafunbags do you think I'd get the Hollywood double handshake? Or do you think Mary berry would break her normally composed self and declare 'what in the name of all things holy is that fucking piece of shit?'

I'm so glad that this thread is providing much needed giggles. My next thread will be titled 'which class A drug is my hog currently smashed off its tits on?'

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Sugarpiehoneyeye · 10/04/2017 12:28

😂😂😂 My ribs are aching !

Fl0ellafunbags · 10/04/2017 10:52

Have you thought about applying for the new series of Great British Bake Off? You've smashed shit splattered angry beaver cake.

mummabubs · 10/04/2017 10:45

I just wanted to say thank you for this thread. I'm stuck at home with morning sickness that hasn't got the memo that it was supposed to go after 12 weeks and this thread has made me smile and laugh for the first time today! 😄 Best of luck with the 'final' cake OP! Xx

SheWhoDaresGins2 · 10/04/2017 10:37

Oh Jolly I opened your thread in a packed staff room full of silent medical bods eating. Clocked your picture. Read the phrase Sort of a bit crystal methhog. And had to put my sandwich and phone away and walk out cackling off in to the distance like some mad person because I couldn't contain my laughter. Got funny looks for the rest of the shift. BUT it was bloody worth it.

It is simply the eyes that are making it look surprised. Apart from that I love it. DH is wrong.

Grin
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JollyBobs · 10/04/2017 10:25

I can't eat it, I have gallstones and one bite would probably finish me off Grin

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weddingopinionsplease · 10/04/2017 09:56

Did it taste good though? That is the most important thing!

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JollyBobs · 10/04/2017 09:52

Oh feel the MN love!

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