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Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)

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JollyBobs · 09/04/2017 10:43

DS turns 1 this week. Be honest, is this the stuff of nightmares? Will the children at his party be scarred for life?

Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)
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SailAwayWithMeHoney · 12/04/2017 19:48

Oh my christ I'm dying laughing at this Jollybobs Grin

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JollyBobs · 12/04/2017 19:37

Stand back, nothing to see here..

Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)
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JollyBobs · 12/04/2017 19:36

Sir hoglington the first has been disposed of in a humane way (had to be binned as not only did it look like road kill, it also tasted like the devils gouch)

Chopping board looks like a crime scene.

I haven't forgotten about you all, I promise I will report back when I've cocked it up again.

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PollytheDolly · 12/04/2017 15:45

I told DH last night if he wanted a hedgehog cake for his birthday, he's seen the thread so knew exactly what I meant. He said yes Grin I'm going to put those teeth on his though.

ForTheSakeOfFuck · 12/04/2017 14:31

Ha! JollyHog has made the big time. Grin

MollyHuaCha · 12/04/2017 14:24

The more you see him, the more he kind of grows on you. In fact JollyBobs, would you mind if I used your hedgehog as my screensaver?

ForTheSakeOfFuck · 12/04/2017 14:20

I am more emotionally invested in this thread and Methhog II than I am in my job right now.

Only slightly exaggerating.

PollytheDolly · 12/04/2017 13:33

Is it just me or has anyone else being thinking about this hedgehog all week?

MadMags · 12/04/2017 13:26

Oh god it's shit! But I luff you for it Grin

foreverblessedbee · 12/04/2017 13:21

Op please can you come back so we can check out the real hedgehog birthday cake when the time arrives? I cried with laughing the other night reading this thread, thank you op😂😂😂

DevineByName · 11/04/2017 13:11

Oh my.

That hedgehog has the creeping dreads for sure.

He looks very tasty though.

angelofthenorthcircular · 11/04/2017 13:02

He is a magnificent beast but maybe tone down his thousand yard stare a little - he has a definite look of Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now ('... the horror ... the horror ...')

TheNiffler · 11/04/2017 12:58

Measure the distance between the eyes and the nose. Find halfway, move the eyes closer than that. Hedgehogs have tiny eyes not far above their noses, not somewhere over their shoulders.

LapdanceShoeshine · 11/04/2017 12:26

Dark choc chips for the eyes

(As you'll only need 2 you'll have to eat the rest yourself. Shame)

aintnothinbutagstring · 11/04/2017 07:36

I think it looks more like a beaver, does your ds like beavers? Add some buck teeth, you'll be sorted.

PeachyImpeachment · 11/04/2017 05:02

Friday? We've got to wait 'till fucking Friday for an update? No wonder people don't RTFT round these parts Shock

SheWhoDaresGins2 · 11/04/2017 00:12

Oh and I have that plate... Grin

SheWhoDaresGins2 · 11/04/2017 00:11

ForTheSakeOfFuck how the fuck did you get my passport photo! 😱😱😱😱

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JollyBobs · 10/04/2017 21:40

@ForTheSakeOfFuck that is the most horrendous thing I've seen this week. Mind you it's only Monday so there's still time.

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 10/04/2017 21:34

dd and I have been clutching each other in hysterics on this thread.

ForTheSakeOfFuck · 10/04/2017 21:19

According to Google Image Search, the making-non-creepy-eyeballs-out-of-food conundrum had plagued our species for some time, e.g. s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d8/52/2b/d8522bed77a3b6704efcac7455bdca62.jpg

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JollyBobs · 10/04/2017 20:33

It's a MN inspired hedgehog hysteria! I couldn't concentrate at work today, all I could think of is what I'm
Using for the eyes. For crying out loud it's a 1 year olds birthday cake...

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GoldenHoops · 10/04/2017 15:07

He's lovely, more wombat than hedgehog but who cares, you made the effort

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