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Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)

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JollyBobs · 09/04/2017 10:43

DS turns 1 this week. Be honest, is this the stuff of nightmares? Will the children at his party be scarred for life?

Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)
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HappyFlappy · 13/04/2017 14:15

Thank you all for your brilliant comments and pictures - I'm peeing myself laughing here!

HappyFlappy · 13/04/2017 14:08

I can't present a beaver cake for my sons first birthday or can I?
Jollybobs

Beaver cake is for Valentine's Day.

HappyFlappy · 13/04/2017 14:01

Hands

That Mrs Tiggywinkle lookalike she's just been goosed by Mr Jeremy Fisher! She's FAB!

OP

I LOVE your hedgehog, but it looks like a water rat to me - perhaps go for a Wind in the Willows theme? (Looksdelicious, and now I have the urge to make one - alas, I have many urges but little talent . . . Sad)

NoParticularPattern · 13/04/2017 13:55

Not that there's any pressure or anything, but the whole of mumsnet is now waiting for you to upload a suitably entertaining photograph come the weekend... Grin

ForTheSakeOfFuck · 13/04/2017 13:53

You are MN Famous, OP. You and JollyHog (god rest his vacant-eyed soul). Where do you go from here? How do you ever beat this??

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JollyBobs · 13/04/2017 13:48

OHHH MYYYYY GWAAAAAAD IVE MADE CLASSICS

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NoParticularPattern · 13/04/2017 13:48

I'm sorry I'm so late to this, but this is quite possibly the funniest thing I've read on the internet ever! I have genuinely just cried and snorted laughing! Think yourself lucky though, at least you're not trying to do some sort of arty shit conjured up on Destroyer of Dreams aka Pinterest.

For your entertainment, ladies: justsomething.co/the-34-most-hilarious-pinterest-fails-ever/

HelenaJustina · 13/04/2017 13:33

15 eggs! I think the next picture requires a single egg next to it for scale!

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KatherineMumsnet · 13/04/2017 13:04

Hi all,

We're going to move this excellent thread over to Classics in a mo.

RedDogsBeg · 13/04/2017 11:24

Fifteen eggsShock, how big is MethHog II???? Is he planning on world domination????

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JollyBobs · 13/04/2017 08:25

@saracrewe2 feels like the never ending story too. This cake has 15 eggs in it...

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saracrewe2 · 13/04/2017 07:39

OP the second I set eyes on it I was blasted back to my childhood and wasn't sure why. Then I realized it reminded me of the dog thing in The Never Ending Story Grin

ZebraOwl · 13/04/2017 01:37

The cats have stalked off my bed in indignation & disgust at my giggling over the (mis)adventures of Sir Hoglington. Am agog at thought of Methog Mk 2...

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JollyBobs · 13/04/2017 00:03

@Crunchymum I have no idea. Tasted a mix between sweaty socks and wee.

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JollyBobs · 13/04/2017 00:01

It's not a laughing matter, he's in rehab. He better be off the hard stuff by Saturday!

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GotToGetMyFingerOut · 12/04/2017 23:09

This is the best thread I have ever read on here. Was laughing so loud I woke my daughter up! Crystal meth hog 😂😂😂

Crunchymum · 12/04/2017 22:54

So he didn't even taste nice?

What did you do OP? Grin

Spookle · 12/04/2017 22:41

Bloody brilliant!

RIP Jollyhog I

Long live Jollyhog II!

CrazyDuchess · 12/04/2017 20:48

Fucking hilarious.... seriously what is it with the teeth that make me howl with laughter!

Looking forward to your next attempt OP

illegitimateMortificadospawn · 12/04/2017 20:23

I want to add this taxidermy beauty in support of the hog santa above. I'm also pasting a screenshot as it has sold & will probably be taken down soon. Made my kids cry with laughter - we stopped off at the antiques warehouse on a holiday day out.

Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)
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JollyBobs · 12/04/2017 20:05

@MollyHuaCha crack on, I hope it brings you joy and a certain element of 'well it could be worse'Grin

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JollyBobs · 12/04/2017 20:03

Name change to jollyhogs?
Or hedgybobs?

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hagsrus0 · 12/04/2017 19:58

Remember Nanny Ogg's hedgehog song!

PollytheDolly · 12/04/2017 19:56

Hahahaaa! Can't wait to see the next one.

Isadora2007 · 12/04/2017 19:56

Shamelessly following this...
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Hedge (topiary?) and hog

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