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Oh FGS (TMI)

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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 21:23

I am developing thrush. Because an itchy vagina is clearly what I needed on top of dealing with year 10...

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Bitofacow · 12/03/2017 20:57

"Birds in your Bush"

Bitofacow · 12/03/2017 21:10

"Birds in Mumsnet's Bush"

I'm on a role now........

Bitofacow · 12/03/2017 21:12

"Thrush in a Bush"

I want to be "Miss November" my bush will be bare but my pheasant will be in season.

Bitofacow · 12/03/2017 21:18

Does anyone else get to that point on a Sunday evening and think work might actually be a good thing to save them from themselves?

OK, just me then.

Eliza22 · 12/03/2017 22:04

😄

Eliza22 · 12/03/2017 22:04

Something like this?

Oh FGS (TMI)
EllenJanethickerknickers · 12/03/2017 22:25

I had a magpie stuck in my front chimney once. Had to get a gas engineer in to sort that one out. Wink

HelsinkiLights · 12/03/2017 23:08

Oh err missus! Did he catch the magpie or did he get stuck up your chimney?

Snotgobbler99 · 14/03/2017 16:57

Ladies, I feel the time has come to raise the tone of this somewhat tawdry thread with a bit of high culture...

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LornaMumsnet · 15/03/2017 09:39

Hi all,

We're moving this over to classics now!

LakieLady · 15/03/2017 17:42

I had a nuthatch in my trailing lobelia once.

I have a robin in my clematis. The clematis is in my back passage and the robin keeps shitting on my back door.

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