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Oh FGS (TMI)

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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 21:23

I am developing thrush. Because an itchy vagina is clearly what I needed on top of dealing with year 10...

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MrsRhettButler · 07/03/2017 21:58

I have a trampoline in my garden. I imagine Ivy's garden has fountains and all sorts.

IvyLeagueUnderTheSea · 07/03/2017 21:56

I have a persistent chaffinch in my front hedge.
I genuinely lolled at that.

I don't 'have' a pheasant as such. It just wanders around my back garden, the gardens of the neighbours and the woods behind my house. It shouts rather a lot. With that and the deer it gets rather noisy.

YogaAndRum · 07/03/2017 21:53

'Peasant'

!

Best typo of 2017 thus far!

Bitofacow · 07/03/2017 21:52

I fear my gardens are lacking excitement.

Thattimeofyearagain · 07/03/2017 21:50
QueenMortificado · 07/03/2017 21:49

Actually giggled at "persistent chaffinch"

Thattimeofyearagain · 07/03/2017 21:49

I'll have to turf the peasant out Shock

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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 21:49

Aren't pheasants spectacularly dim? Because there's clearly no other reason to keep them far, far away from your foof!

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MumBod · 07/03/2017 21:48

I have a persistent chaffinch in my front hedge.

May or may not be a euphemism.

WonderMike · 07/03/2017 21:47

But put it where, thattime - will there be room up there along with the peasant?

Thattimeofyearagain · 07/03/2017 21:46

There was a pheasant wondering down my road yesterday, I should have grabbed it to put away for my next bout of thrush Grin

JaneJeffer · 07/03/2017 21:44

PMSL

Oh FGS (TMI)
Bitofacow · 07/03/2017 21:43

Puffin you and your thrush are bring upstaged by a pheasant!

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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 21:43

Queen thanks for clarifying, I genuinely had no idea what you meantGrin No time for pharmacies/ GPS due to aforementioned year tens (and others). Will hunt down the Canesten!

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hugoagogo · 07/03/2017 21:43

Tee hee! Smile

Bitofacow · 07/03/2017 21:42

I'm Envy of Ivy

StrangeLookingParasite · 07/03/2017 21:42

get a peasant now

Arf.

MrsRhettButler · 07/03/2017 21:41

Grin Grin Queen

Bitofacow · 07/03/2017 21:41

I've got a pheasant in my back garden

I really, really want this to be some cool euphemistic slang.

"You've got a what? WHERE?"

MrsRhettButler · 07/03/2017 21:40

Envy of ivy's pet pheasant.

QueenMortificado · 07/03/2017 21:40

Blush whoops! I meant a pessary!!

ive got a pheasant in my back garden

Is that a euphemism?!

IvyLeagueUnderTheSea · 07/03/2017 21:38

I've got a pheasant in my back garden if thats any help (I really have, it's taken up residence!)

ginandbearit · 07/03/2017 21:38

I'm getting Baldrick with a yoghurt covered turnip .."I've got a cunning plan .."

IvyLeagueUnderTheSea · 07/03/2017 21:37

I tend to keep a peasant in stock.

Bitofacow · 07/03/2017 21:37

Pheasant? They are a lot bigger than thrushes.

This is an ornithology thread isn't it?

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