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Oh FGS (TMI)

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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 21:23

I am developing thrush. Because an itchy vagina is clearly what I needed on top of dealing with year 10...

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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 22:52

I'm not a night owl so it's bedtime for me!

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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 22:51

@QueenMortificado please return and admire the forces you have unleashed!

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olderthanyouthink · 07/03/2017 22:50

can't.... breath... Grin

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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 22:50

Ivy fortunately the other pussy in the Puffin household does not have thrush she's crap at catching birds!

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flowersareblooming · 07/03/2017 22:48

Take thrush tab and use cream

EchoesofEmpires · 07/03/2017 22:47
ChickenVindaloo2 · 07/03/2017 22:44

Prince had ribs removed so that he could eat from his own front garden.

ChickenVindaloo2 · 07/03/2017 22:43

Do NOT attempt to treat your va-JAY-JAY on a pelican crossing.

That would just be cuckoo.

EchoesofEmpires · 07/03/2017 22:42

Echoes I do like eating from my own garden

Impressive, but perhaps a tad humble-braggy and TMI even by the very low standards prevailing on this thread.

EchoesofEmpires · 07/03/2017 22:42

Echoes I do like eating from my own garden

Impressive, but perhaps a tad humble-braggy and TMI even by the very low standards prevailing on this thread.

IvyLeagueUnderTheSea · 07/03/2017 22:42

Here is my big black pussy in my garden. Not a pheasant in sight.

Oh FGS (TMI)
thequeenoftarts · 07/03/2017 22:39

One of the best and funny threads ever lol...

MrsMoastyToasty · 07/03/2017 22:37

Treating an itchy flamingo? Well I never. .
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ChickenVindaloo2 · 07/03/2017 22:36

I am now a definite bird-fancier!

Kpo58 · 07/03/2017 22:36

It would be a grebe-vous mistake not to get the canesten tonight especially wren you have year 10 to deal with tomorrow.

pieceofpurplesky · 07/03/2017 22:35

I had a nuthatch in my trailing lobelia once.

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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 22:35

This thread lends a whole new meaning to ornithologists being interested in birdsGrin

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IvyLeagueUnderTheSea · 07/03/2017 22:35

So now I am wondering about Ivy's topiary.

I have seen the pheasant in my ornamental plum.

ATruthUniversallyAcknowledged · 07/03/2017 22:35

I am crying laughing.

EduCated · 07/03/2017 22:35

Year 10 generally aren't know. For being pheasant pluckers.

Sympathies, OP.

ChickenVindaloo2 · 07/03/2017 22:34

Wonders if Bill Oddie is reading this thread, v confused...

The idea scenario would be a partridge in a pear tree. Then you could treat your thrush with whilst enjoying delicious snacks. (Pear dipped in natural yoghurt)

thequeenoftarts · 07/03/2017 22:33

Well I almost choked on my pizza folks, cheers for a really good giggle tho and I hope you really don't need a peasant or a pheasant, it really is a bit drastic lmfao and if you think yer walking like John Wayne now haha, shove the peasant or pheasant where the sun don't shine and see how much problems ya have walking then lol

CoolCarrie · 07/03/2017 22:33

Chough diving and swooping !

ChickenVindaloo2 · 07/03/2017 22:32

Thanks Carrie - it's got black downy hair as well.

CoolCarrie · 07/03/2017 22:30

You can get bleaching cream for the blue tit!

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