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Oh FGS (TMI)

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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 21:23

I am developing thrush. Because an itchy vagina is clearly what I needed on top of dealing with year 10...

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ineedwine99 · 08/03/2017 17:20

I have 5 females and a golfen pheasant if they might be of use to the thrushes?

GinAndTunic · 08/03/2017 17:17

Better a pheasant than a peacock.

misscockerspaniel · 08/03/2017 16:44

If you decide to pluck the pheasant first, whatever you do, do not use Veet...

SecondMrsAshwell · 08/03/2017 13:21

I'm laughing so much at this thread that someone's just asked me if I'm okay. What with thrushes, chaffinches, pheasants, quails and partridges.... dawn chorus must be a noisy affair!

so printing this thread off to read on the way home.

morningconstitutional2017 · 08/03/2017 13:01

I just dare you to go into Boots and ask the assistant for a peasant. You know you must never say no to a dare!

Llamacorn · 08/03/2017 11:10

This thread is plucking hilarious!

Don't make the same mistake I did once, and confuse your dh's poligrip for your thrush cream Blush

BeautyQueenFromMars · 08/03/2017 10:56

😂

trulybadlydeeply · 08/03/2017 09:52

This thread is heron-dously funny Grin

I hope your thrush has now flown the nest OP, and you have nw removed any pheasants/peasants etc.

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LornaMumsnet · 08/03/2017 09:42

Classics klaxon!

We're going to move this over, however, would you like to give it a bit more time in chat?

If so, just report to us when it's all posted out.

ChickenVindaloo2 · 08/03/2017 09:25

I belong on this thread as I am a spicy bird, as indicated by my username!

lulalullabye · 08/03/2017 00:26

I am in Australia and you have made my day!

MrsMoastyToasty · 08/03/2017 00:21

Maybe your quack needs to take a gander.

EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard · 07/03/2017 23:59

Ivy, are you me? Grin

Our record's three males pheasants and seven females in the garden at the same time. I looked it up, male pheasants have a 'harem' Saves on the plain yoghurt that way I guess Wink

IvyLeagueUnderTheSea · 07/03/2017 23:53

I can hear an owl hooting now.

I would mind all this if I lived in the country. I live 5 minutes from a town centre.

EchoesofEmpires · 07/03/2017 23:53

I think that might be a little presumptuous Zuzu there is no indication that the OP is at all 'Polly-amorous'. We could ask and hope she doesn't duck the question, she's not a Nightowl, so presumably more an up with the lark kinda person which may mean she'll be back just after cock..um cockcrow I meant cockcrow.

ExplodedCloud · 07/03/2017 23:45

We had tits nesting in our clematis. That was nice. A bit rustly though.

MrsMoastyToasty · 07/03/2017 23:36

Woodpecker's can get thrush too. So get some tweet ment for your OH.

2017SoFarSoGood · 07/03/2017 23:35

I have been crane-ing my neck to swallow the tales of all of you bustards. I cry fowl!

ZuzuMyLittleGingersnap · 07/03/2017 23:29

Surprised you dreadful lot haven't yet incorporated a Cockatoo...

Wink Grin

IvyLeagueUnderTheSea · 07/03/2017 23:28

He's a noisy bastard when he comes

Arf arf.

QueenMortificado · 07/03/2017 23:25

I've read the thread and love how this has moved on! Grin

SheWhoDaresGins2 · 07/03/2017 23:07

I have a very friendly pheasant that regularly visits my front garden up to 3 times a day. He's a noisy bastard when he comes but I can't help but feed love him.

Oh FGS (TMI)
kaitlinktm · 07/03/2017 23:05

I once had a peacock on my garage roof.

I didn't know what all the noise was about so I called the police.
True story - but could also be used as a euphemism.

IvyLeagueUnderTheSea · 07/03/2017 22:59

Here is the pheasant in my unruly bush.

Oh FGS (TMI)
IvyLeagueUnderTheSea · 07/03/2017 22:57

I love the occasional bit of genuine advice from people who have only read the op.

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