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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 21:23

I am developing thrush. Because an itchy vagina is clearly what I needed on top of dealing with year 10...

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LakieLady · 15/03/2017 17:42

I had a nuthatch in my trailing lobelia once.

I have a robin in my clematis. The clematis is in my back passage and the robin keeps shitting on my back door.

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LornaMumsnet · 15/03/2017 09:39

Hi all,

We're moving this over to classics now!

Snotgobbler99 · 14/03/2017 16:57

Ladies, I feel the time has come to raise the tone of this somewhat tawdry thread with a bit of high culture...

HelsinkiLights · 12/03/2017 23:08

Oh err missus! Did he catch the magpie or did he get stuck up your chimney?

EllenJanethickerknickers · 12/03/2017 22:25

I had a magpie stuck in my front chimney once. Had to get a gas engineer in to sort that one out. Wink

Eliza22 · 12/03/2017 22:04

Something like this?

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Eliza22 · 12/03/2017 22:04

😄

Bitofacow · 12/03/2017 21:18

Does anyone else get to that point on a Sunday evening and think work might actually be a good thing to save them from themselves?

OK, just me then.

Bitofacow · 12/03/2017 21:12

"Thrush in a Bush"

I want to be "Miss November" my bush will be bare but my pheasant will be in season.

Bitofacow · 12/03/2017 21:10

"Birds in Mumsnet's Bush"

I'm on a role now........

Bitofacow · 12/03/2017 20:57

"Birds in your Bush"

Bitofacow · 12/03/2017 20:56

We could call it "Birds in the Bush".

What do you think?

Bitofacow · 12/03/2017 20:55

Could we have a MN calendar of pheasants in members gardens?

HelsinkiLights · 12/03/2017 17:13

I took a photo of the pheasant in my MIL's garden .........I had to get up to it really close to get the selfie.
My PIL's think I should send the photo in to Countryfile's calendar competition. Grin

ohidoliketobebesidethecoast · 12/03/2017 16:46

I'm sure I read somewhere that if you dip a pheasant or was it a peasant in yoghurt, it is a really great thrush remedy. Homeopathy is just fantastic.

I think you'll find that for the homeopathic approach, you need very high levels of dilution....so wait til your yoghurty pheasant sits down in the garden, then afterwards, go sit where it was sitting, full clothed - that should be about the right concentration of active ingredients ;-).

OrlandaFuriosa · 11/03/2017 22:49

DH has just cried with laughter at this. Thanks so much.

We too have a pheasant in the garden from time to time, suburbs, but we are the peasants.

ImBackOnHereAgain · 11/03/2017 21:29

Canestan! I used to get recurring thrush and I am so thankful for those red and white tubes

teresagresswell · 11/03/2017 20:46

If you can stand the sting for couple of minutes.it does work salt just rub in affected area works for me every time.creams are a waste of money.i think anyway.

JohnCheese · 11/03/2017 20:19

Everybody, if you're trimming your hedgerows, please do so before birds nest and breed in the spring. That's it then, no more trimming until autumn when the hedgerow is positively bursting with life. Then you can use as many peasants as you like to do what you like with your hedgerows.

Blu99 · 11/03/2017 20:08

itsawonderfulworld
That's exactly what I'm saying haha

itsawonderfulworld · 11/03/2017 18:46

Blu99, surely you aren't implying that actigel works better than my fabulous Allsorts Thrush hat?

Blu99 · 11/03/2017 18:44

OP for future reference you NEED multi gyn actigel. Million times better and fast acting then Canesten

itsawonderfulworld · 11/03/2017 18:41

Kaitlin, that's absolutely true. And what an educational experience for your students. And for my DS. Maybe we should found our own school? We could even have our own song:

Somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds fly. Birds fly over the rainbow, why then, oh why can't I?

itsawonderfulworld · 11/03/2017 18:38

Or this? To be worn while trimming the front garden, obviously. They'll soon clear it of any edible debris - yoghurt, cereals and the like.

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itsawonderfulworld · 11/03/2017 18:35

Or this might help

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