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Add 'ing' to a movie title, tell us what's it about now?

537 replies

Hushabyelullaby · 10/02/2017 11:43

This just popped up on my news feed on FB. The example was

'Jurassic Parking' - Teaching Dinosaurs how to drive.

My contribution is;
'Fifty shades of Greying' - One man's struggle to stop dyeing his hair and accept his age.

Can you come up with any?

OP posts:
LoveDeathPrizes · 10/02/2017 19:10

Condensed That's great Grin

LoveDeathPrizes · 10/02/2017 19:09

Wish you were hearing: They were the perfect couple. But he was deaf! Hilarity and misunderstanding ensues.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 10/02/2017 19:08

The Masking
A guide to getting a tidy finish when painting your living room

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 10/02/2017 19:06

The Man in the Whiting Suit - Fish as Fashion

CondensedMilkSarnies · 10/02/2017 19:04

The Pinking Panther - A panther astonishes zoo keepers with his dexterity when using zig zag scissors.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 10/02/2017 19:04

Loving Actually
Behind the scenes documentary on the porn industry

PenguinRoar · 10/02/2017 19:04

Peter Panning - an epic tale of one man's lonely gold rush adventures in the US.

School of Rocking - one long night with a newborn changes everything for Dawn

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 10/02/2017 19:02

Kinky Bootings
How to set up your computer to download porn without leaving a trace

venusinscorpio · 10/02/2017 19:01

Some of these should so get made in reality Grin

BattleaxeGalactica · 10/02/2017 19:00

The Wickering Man. A heart warming tale of centaurs.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 10/02/2017 19:00

The Lasting of the Mohicans

A documentary on how punks ensured their amazing hair stayed erect

LoveDeathPrizes · 10/02/2017 18:55

Edward Scissoring - Hands: Pornographic/ Art House shadow puppet spectacle.

Helenluvsrob · 10/02/2017 18:43

Empire of the Sunning.

Docudrama set in a group of tending salons.

jumpin17 · 10/02/2017 18:42

Ghosting

Taking a look at what it's like to be the person who actually writes celebrity books.

ArchNotImpudent · 10/02/2017 18:41

Jingling All the Way - A cat gets really pissed off by the bell around its neck.

LoveDeathPrizes · 10/02/2017 18:41

The B F**ing G: Adult Dahl at its filthiest.

TheSpottedZebra · 10/02/2017 18:38

Little Shopping of Horrors - a terrifying exposé of the failiures of the M&S Per Una department.

ArchNotImpudent · 10/02/2017 18:36

Planing, Trains and Automobiles - Two men trying to get home for Christmas get delayed by an impromptu carpentry lesson.

SprinkleOfInsanity · 10/02/2017 18:36

Big Mommas Housing.

The horrendous, and heartfelt story of Momma finding a house big enough to fit her ass.

SprinkleOfInsanity · 10/02/2017 18:33

The Lasting Airbender.

A man with a giant cock dabbles with viagra.

IamScarfaceClaw · 10/02/2017 18:32

The crowing - someone's a bad winner.

Judging dredd- one dreadlocked graduates struggle to find a job.

Single whiting female- a fish looking for love.

Atlantis123 · 10/02/2017 18:32

The Fasting and the Furious: Guide to being hangry.

ArchNotImpudent · 10/02/2017 18:32

The Foxing and the Hound - An antiquarian book dealer adopts a rescue dog.

M0stlyBowlingHedgehog · 10/02/2017 18:30

Based on what's on film 4 at the moment. ..

Von Ryan's Expressing

Escaped female POW steals train while pumping and dumping to maintain her supply for when she gets home and is reunited with her baby.

bobsleighteam · 10/02/2017 18:25

Karate kidding docu drama about an aging karate instructors attempts to break into the comedy circuit.