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Embarrassing text to wrong person..

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Greenfingeredfun · 11/01/2017 16:20

Anyone got some to share?
Please.. I cannot be the only one..
Following my 6 week coil check yesterday, I text my ds's friends mum to check she was still okay to have my ds after school.
I was also in the midst of texting a friend about the appointment saying 'I was a bit worried at one point when the nurse said "This is a good sign, I can see Fred" then I realised she had said thread'.
I quickly followed this up with another text asking 'who is this tiny man living in my vagina?'.
I sent it to my ds's friends mum didn't I.
The poor woman got 'Are you still okay to have ds after school today' 'Who is this tiny man living in my vagina'.
The absolute shame Blush

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Greenfingeredfun · 11/01/2017 16:31

I was cringing at the highest level when I had to face her when she dropped my ds home though. Just, of all the bloody things to send???! Who is this tiny man living in my vagina??! Wtf.

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Greenfingeredfun · 11/01/2017 16:30

I immediately sent an 'oh my god ShockShockShock that wasn't meant for you' text followed up by an explanation of the story behind said text. She replied that she was crying with laughter

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LadyGlitterSparklesSeriously · 11/01/2017 16:26
Grin

Personally I'd have text back something witty, and found it hilarious. What did she say?

Msqueen33 · 11/01/2017 16:23

That's hilarious. I'd probably like you even more for it.

Upforathird · 11/01/2017 16:22

That's absolutely hilarious!!! I have texted the wrong person before but very bland stuff like "we need bread" to a friend instead of DH. Not as amusing!!

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