Embarrassing text to wrong person..

My sister was house sitting, and had to find something of the owners (think it was a special key or something like that). Luckily, she knew the woman who lived 2 doors down, so texted her to ask if she knew where it was. The woman text back where she could find it, so my sister text back 'Thanks you lovely lady.' Except autocorrect changed it to 'Thanks you sexy cunt.' And it got sent. Poor sister was mortified (barely knows this woman!) and promptly re text her explaining. The woman apparently has a great sense of humour and saw the funny side luckily!

I once sent a cheesy photo of Tom Jones to my sons very serious musician type piano teacher.

Not me but dm. She sent a text to my brother from my df's phone as she was annoyed at him and it read "I carried you for 9 bloody months! The least you could do would be to help carry the boxes!" She accidentlly sent it to the golf course my dad uses instead which I think gets read out by the operator at their end haha

I once texted my friend who I had been out drinking with to let her know I had got home safely and laughingly commented that the taxi driver was a bit racist. Unfortunately I sent it to the taxi driver (country side cabbie who worked for himself). The thing is he didn't actually say anything racist. The taxi driver was very upset and I was totally mortified.

Hideous one at Xmas.

Friend text me to say she'd done the deed with new highly inappropriate man I text back

You are sex on a spoon

Only I sent it to our 25 year old builder.

These are hilarious!!

Oh dear, thinking about his dead grandfather made me laugh.
Love the 12 year old saying "I'll give it a go."

AtSea1979 - I think a 'he-wee' is the name of a receptacle used for having a wee in while you are out and about,not a slang word for penis! A 'she-we' is the female version.

I told DH that I'd just be laid once. I meant to tell him I'd just been paid.

I also told my brother in no uncertain terms that I loved him so, so much. That was meant for my DH who has the same name.

AtSea1979 At first I wondered why you suspected him of thinking about his dead grandfather when he had sex with you. Then I realised gf can mean girlfriend too.

I have been Mutley laughing continuously throughout this thread 😂

Idiosyncratic men have hee-wee's? surely that's just called a penis?

I started dating someone who's gf had died about a year prior and I text my friend along lines of I need to walk away, when we had, sex I think he's thinking of his dead gf. Then I wrote "my name is and I fuck dead people". I sent it to him. Just awful feel bad now even 15 years later.

Not me, but my 12 year old got a text from his friend's mum saying 'can you fit me in for a quick trim and blow dry today?'

He replied, 'I'll give it a go!'

I once sent a message about DH using his "he-wee" in a lay-by, intending to send it to a friend in a walking club who'd recently been chatting about she wees and her first al fresco wee.

I sent it to his colleague's wife who was rather amused by this random revelation.

I once text my boss a message meant for my best friend which said something along the lines of "You'll never guess who I've just seen at the bus stop! That fat bloke who gave you the Clap in Faliraki. His mate who puked on my face wasn't with him though :("

I didn't realise. I didn't receive a text back, which I thought was odd.

Next day my boss called me into his office and told me to be more careful with my texting. Then he made me a cuppa a told me I had to tell him all about my holiday because it sounded very eventful

I had a long and involved text conversation with a totally random man once (thinking it was my husband). i had a new phone and for a short time the phone was on a different number.
Only i had been shopping for sexy underwear and was telling him all about it and what I was going to do whilst in it...
To be fair to the man at the other end...he came clean before I got too involved and was very nice about it.
Then I had to go home and explain to my husband in case he ever came across the texts.

Two spring to mind.

In Ye Olde Days of chat rooms and pm boxes, I clicked on my online friend's name and said "God isn't RandomGirl so annoying". Except it wasn't my friend, I had clicked on RandomGirl's name. I promptly shut that page down and never went back.

DH and DS1's career have the same first name. I sent a recall of a very graphic sexual dream I had the night before and sent it to the safer instead of DH. Quickly realised my error and text for career not to read it, he replied "can't talk bleaching eyeballs"

Oops forgot to say I sent it to a friend by mistake. She never spoke to me again

When I was in my early 20s I was sending dirty messages to my then boyfriend.

It said I'm going to tie you up. And going to fuck your arse with my big strap on till you beg me to stop. Then I'm going to make fuck your face.

I have never really done that sort of thing

Hee hee at tiny man living in my vagina

I had a close call a while back when myself and DP were in the midst of a particularly raunchy session (tmi sorry!) at one point I'd knocked his phone onto the floor and a little while later trod on said phone....heard ringing (was drunk and reactions quite slow!) looked down and i had called and connected to his wife (separated obvs!!) think we got away with it but still could have been mortifying whoever it had called!