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Someone has nicked my username!

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QueenMortificado · 23/11/2016 20:27

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

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KingMortificad0 · 24/11/2016 21:16

(enters chaos, apopletic with rage, red faced and spluttering)

Dragons. Dragons. We are overrun with dragons. Call the exterminator. Call the exorcist. Call the existentialists.

Princess Mortificado, you are GROUNDED. Prince, you too. Get to you room.

Mistress Mortificado, get to MY room. I need some relief. (grabs whiskey off Prince and takes a slug)

A madhouse, it's a madhouse. Overrun with dragons and rumours of reincarnation of my father. It's madness.

illegitimateMortificadospawn · 24/11/2016 21:09

Ooh Princess, how about Morticia if its a girl? Morticia Mortificado has a certain something.

PrinceMortificado · 24/11/2016 21:06

TheMortificadosDragon and Honeydragon aren't the only dragons on MN. One of the others will have dropped those eggs.

PrincessMortificado · 24/11/2016 20:46

Well maybe it's time we had another plague, the peasants are awfully back-chatty lately. Just this afternoon one screamed "Mother of the Unborn Destroyer, demon, demon!" at me and collapsed.

Everyone in Mothercare stared, I was so embarrassed.

TheMortificadosDragon · 24/11/2016 20:46

Hmmif I knew who his birth parents (if thats the right term in the case of oviparous species) were, too flipping right I'd blame them.

PrinceMortificado · 24/11/2016 20:40

Suppose we have to call Princess's sprog Fitzroy. Won't be a Mortificado.

PrinceMortificado · 24/11/2016 20:38

Fucksake, Princess! Mortificado needs another bastard like it needs the plague. You're already a hard sell on the marriage market with your loose morals and now this!

TeenageDragonsOfMortificado · 24/11/2016 20:35

OH SURE AMULET THIS, AMULET THAT, NEVER BLAME THE PARENTS

PrincessMortificado · 24/11/2016 20:34

Thank you, you're too kind. Flowers

Naturally, our gift registry can be found on John Lewis, please don't be embarrassed about being the first few to start it off.

Shall I start a naming thread? I want it to be classic but unique, strong yet retiring, quiet but loquacious. Perhaps Zack?

TheExecutionerMortificado · 24/11/2016 20:27

Yowza!

Congrats, Princess.

GodMortificado · 24/11/2016 20:27

Oh for fucks sake

Does nobody listen to or respect the voice of god anymore?

shuffles off

TheMortificadosDragon · 24/11/2016 20:26

FlowersCongratulations your highness! A word of advice, stay away from magic amulets.

PrincessMortificado · 24/11/2016 20:24

So, do you all see what I see?

We've only been trying for one day but then there has been some, ahem, divine intervention involved so ...

Someone has nicked my username!
TheMortificadosDragon · 24/11/2016 20:23

Oh, apologies, it's a bit hard to tell because of the hood thingy and you're unusually well-muscled for a human female, all that axe-swinging does wonders for the biceps.

TheExecutionerMortificado · 24/11/2016 20:19

That's MsExecutioner to you!

TheMortificadosDragon · 24/11/2016 20:17

MrExecutioner, bats should be sliced after cooking.

TheMortificadosDragon · 24/11/2016 20:14

Yeah, but more dragons too, pussycat.

acatcalledmortificado · 24/11/2016 20:12

More hoomin slaves every time I come through the cat flap.

TheExecutionerMortificado · 24/11/2016 20:12

" I have bats to barbecue. "

You've got bats in the belfry!

Wink
PrinceMortificado · 24/11/2016 20:12

Then DO something!

PapalYoungPretenderMortificado · 24/11/2016 20:06

That's the Other Pope, PrinceMortificado. I am the NEW Pope, having declared myself Pope following the Great Religious Schism and the Brutal Holy War that followed. (No corgi was spared, it appears).

The other Pope is still in the cellar with your trollope of a sister and the whiskyknickered nun! There may be more IllegitimateSpawnsOfMortificado yet.

TheMortificadosDragon · 24/11/2016 20:01
TheMortificadosDragon · 24/11/2016 20:00

whew. hopefully the amulet magic is still working and by the time he comes out he'll be a weirdly sensible young adult dragon.

PapalYoungPretenderMortificado · 24/11/2016 19:59

You know what a teenage dragon is lying, don't you TheMortificadosDragon? Their nostrils are flaring!

I think you need to have a serious word with that young lady . . . .

PrinceMortificado · 24/11/2016 19:58

So the Pope is a Mome? Phew, DSis can't get upduffed if she's out gallivanting with her.

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