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Help! What rhymes with cuntweasel?

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squishysquirmy · 17/11/2016 10:58

Other than teasel, easel, or measle?
Writing a sweary poem, and really wanted to include it but struggling to find a rhyme that isn't completely out of context.....

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DonkeyOaty · 17/11/2016 11:03

Zebra arse measle is INSPIRED

Am quite Envy

GinIsIn · 17/11/2016 11:02

Evil

TheSpottedZebra · 17/11/2016 11:01

Cock weevil?

DonkeyOaty · 17/11/2016 11:01

Stunt Diesel?

TheSpottedZebra · 17/11/2016 11:00

Arse measle ?

Hastalapasta · 17/11/2016 11:00

Shock hoping you will publish the finished article! No idea. Good luck.

StillMaidOfStars · 17/11/2016 10:59

Depending on how strict you want your lines, these'll?

WellWhoKnew · 17/11/2016 10:59

Cathedral?

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