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Help! What rhymes with cuntweasel?

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squishysquirmy · 17/11/2016 10:58

Other than teasel, easel, or measle?
Writing a sweary poem, and really wanted to include it but struggling to find a rhyme that isn't completely out of context.....

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Bodear · 18/11/2016 13:56

Spectacular. I am in awe.

A definite classic.

5OBalesofHay · 18/11/2016 13:52

You are a fucking genius. I am awestruck. Get it out there!

HazelBite · 18/11/2016 13:51

That is amazing

Newyearnewbrain · 18/11/2016 13:49

And a ten from me. I applaud rhyming swear words

PinkSquash · 18/11/2016 13:46

That is bloody brilliant!!

TinklyLittleLaugh · 18/11/2016 13:40

Bravo OP, some spectacular rhyming there.

dailymailarecunts · 18/11/2016 13:38

This is simply brilliant!!!

Please will you share it on fb so I can let my none mumsnetting friends know about it too?

AwayWithTheFairy · 18/11/2016 13:02

That's the best poem I have read in a long long time

LiveLifeWithPassion · 18/11/2016 12:50

Wow. That's brilliant. How talented are you!

ftw · 18/11/2016 12:10

I love it, but will now think of a flaccid cock every time I see him, which is unfortunate at best.

AmyGardnersLBD · 18/11/2016 12:03

Well done OP!!! :)

coughingbean · 18/11/2016 12:00

Yes!!!

ItsAllGoingToBeFine · 18/11/2016 11:43

That is awesome

SeashellHoarder · 18/11/2016 11:41

Amazing. Well done!

HoopsBouquet · 18/11/2016 11:09

squishy you fucking genius

DorothyBastard · 18/11/2016 11:05

Absolutely love it, funny and insightful as well. You're very clever

TheOptimisticButtercunt · 18/11/2016 11:04

Utterly exceptional and totally bang on the money!!!

Am very of your talents OP.

BathshebaSnowflakeStone · 18/11/2016 10:58

Zachary I wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of Pam!

squishy that's brilliant. You should so put that on FB.

AWaspOnAWindowInAHeatwave · 18/11/2016 10:53

ElphabaTheGreen · 18/11/2016 10:53

Thread reported...for submission to MN Classics. An epic like this cannot be lost!

ElphabaTheGreen · 18/11/2016 10:47

It's like Pam Ayres has got the Fucking Rage. In a good way.

In a fucking awesome way. Cannot put it any better than that.

Bouquets, OP.

MyCatLikesToSitInBoxes · 18/11/2016 10:42

Fantastic poem. I'd like to nominate you for our next poet laureate.

Maudlinmaud · 18/11/2016 10:34

Great work. I like how you used different types of meter. 👏

Stormwhale · 18/11/2016 10:32

Standing ovation here too op. Bloody good job.

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squishysquirmy · 18/11/2016 10:30

Thank you!

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