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Fanny condensation

557 replies

ClopySow · 08/11/2016 21:46

On plastic chairs. Just me?

Please tell me it's not just me. It happened tonight at school parents meeting. Stood up after a nice chat with the maths teacher and there is it, the diamond shaped condensation patch of doom.

I nearly name changed because i am very embarrassed, but fuck it.

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WelshMoth · 10/11/2016 22:13

IT HAPPENS TO YOU ALL!

You just haven't noticed it like there's of us fanjo-foggers GrinGrinGrin

mrsgendry · 10/11/2016 21:43

It does happen to men! I had a friend at school was very proud of his arse patch. I love the term 'fanny condensation' and yes it happens - worst is at the gym!

Mumblesoldbloke · 10/11/2016 21:37

Haven't read all the thread but it happened to me often when I was very overweight but now that I'm only chunky it hardly ever happens though I always check sadly

BlueBlueSkies · 10/11/2016 21:29

Happened to me at a job interview. Had a very long interview (2 hours), in a very hot room, on a very hot day. I was so hot I could feel swear running down my back. When I stood up there was a very obvious patch on the fake leather chair I had been sitting on. Hoped that no one else noticed.

Wtfmummy · 10/11/2016 21:25

Muff mist - fucking love it!
This has happened to me. Hairdressers are the worst! Twist and slide!!!!

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ClopySow · 10/11/2016 21:22

Auntdotsie

We just need some peer reviewing.

But just so you know...

YOU'RE A GROUNDBREAKING SCIENTIST

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Secretmetalfan · 10/11/2016 21:16

Thank god. This has always happened to me with the bloody plastic school chairs. Never considered the sideways sweep. I have found my people

Zoflorabore · 10/11/2016 21:05

I refuse to be compared to a snail Grin
It is NOT slime. I'm no mathematician but there are more of us on this thread saying they have this then those saying they don't.

Bet you will be checking though...

You aren't a real MNer if you don't admit to having muff mist ( cracking name for a new perfume )

Off to polish my chairs with zoflora, I've just had a moment and my people here understand :)

theaveragewife · 10/11/2016 21:04

That's disco clunge!

Grin

I'm sure my ambient temp is way more than 37.5

woowoowoo · 10/11/2016 21:02

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AuntDotsie · 10/11/2016 20:59

I just asked DH if this happens to him, too. He said it does, so...

I have done an Experiment For Science. With a thermometer. I trust I need not explain further.

Turns out my middling nether regions are a hefty 37C. His notcher is 35.6C. So maybe the almost 1.5C difference is why women of hotter persuasions condensate more easily and men are less affected?

eviejaye · 10/11/2016 20:55

Cringed when I saw this thread but reading on, realised I knew exactly what you meant. Happens in the gym....and trying to wipe the mark off of some gym equipment is ridiculously hard to do.
By far the worse though, is having sat for a long time at a family naming ceremony, on a plastic chair, in hot sunshine, wearing a plain dress.!!!
Lets just say the evidence was not just on the chair......GROSS!!!

babybarrister · 10/11/2016 20:54

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ClopySow · 10/11/2016 20:48

Pride comes before a fall and all that.

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OhtoblazeswithElvira · 10/11/2016 20:46

ClopySow Grin
This thread is brilliant

I know the deniers will be checking their chairs for a diamond of doom Wink

fraidknot · 10/11/2016 20:39

Oh God, I get this too! Always try to sit on coat / cardy or do the twist and shuffle and bag onto seat. Surely it's vulva vapour though Grin

LetBartletBeBartlet · 10/11/2016 20:37

I thought I was the only one...

FabulouslyGlamourousFerret · 10/11/2016 20:27

That's disco clunge!

theaveragewife · 10/11/2016 20:26

Mozartinmyfanjo dance a lot in a nightclub - go to toilet, pull underwear down, then sit back quite drunk on a toilet...witness steam Blush

WetsTheFinger · 10/11/2016 20:24

Straddled the weight bench thing at the gym today for a few minutes to catch my breath. Stood up, began to walk away then thought of this thread... Turned around and by Jesus, you could've swum in the snatch swamp left behind. I legged it.

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ClopySow · 10/11/2016 20:23

Well you got motzart in yours.

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Mozartinmyfanjo · 10/11/2016 20:22

How the heck you get your fanjo to steam??Confused

Katsite · 10/11/2016 20:21

you all need to adopt the spread-your-leg attitude of some male train commuters and no condensation shall ensue.

Jimmers · 10/11/2016 20:19

I love this thread! Ravenesque I salute you!

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ClopySow · 10/11/2016 20:18

Can you point me in the direction of something peer reviewed falange

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