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Original poster

Fanny condensation

557 replies

ClopySow · 08/11/2016 21:46

On plastic chairs. Just me?

Please tell me it's not just me. It happened tonight at school parents meeting. Stood up after a nice chat with the maths teacher and there is it, the diamond shaped condensation patch of doom.

I nearly name changed because i am very embarrassed, but fuck it.

OP posts:
LadySpratt · 08/11/2016 21:53

Seen it happen to men too.

ChocolateBudgeCake · 08/11/2016 21:53

Not just you

Does it happen to men too I wonder?

Original poster
ClopySow · 08/11/2016 21:51

Oh thank fuck! It'll be the sideways slide from now on. Thanks.

I ended up perched right on the edge of every chair after it.

OP posts:
QueenOfTheNaps · 08/11/2016 21:50

Steamy fanjo! (Not just you)

Thatwaslulu · 08/11/2016 21:49

I thought it was just me! I love the expression though!

WatchingFromTheWings · 08/11/2016 21:48

It's not just you. Blush

StarryIllusion · 08/11/2016 21:48

It's not just you. Slide forwards or turn sideways when getting up and you wipe it away with your butt. Sooo embarrassing.

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