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Fanny condensation

557 replies

ClopySow · 08/11/2016 21:46

On plastic chairs. Just me?

Please tell me it's not just me. It happened tonight at school parents meeting. Stood up after a nice chat with the maths teacher and there is it, the diamond shaped condensation patch of doom.

I nearly name changed because i am very embarrassed, but fuck it.

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BumWad · 08/11/2016 22:12

Mortificado!

WORD 🙌

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ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:12

Right, well so far we've only had one non steamy foof, so i'm going to stop thinking i'm disgusting.

God, i'm so glad i posted this.

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IsMyUserNameRubbish · 08/11/2016 22:12

Bloody Hell! How long was you sitting on those plazzy seats for to cause condensation?!

changemyself · 08/11/2016 22:12

I don't get this at all I'm afraid. Confused

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ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:10

Mortificado is now my favourite word.

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JustHereForThePooStories · 08/11/2016 22:10

I thought this was just because I'm on the porky side Blush

Queenbean · 08/11/2016 22:08

This happens to me!

Most embarrassing when I was loaded in to an ambulance and the wheelchair they had me on had a massive steamy patch on it. I tried and tried for them to let me walk so I can do the bum shuffle but they were having none of it.

Mortificado.

ScoobyDoosTinklyLaugh · 08/11/2016 22:08

I also do a twist slide motion - normally in hot weather Smile

QuiteLikely5 · 08/11/2016 22:08

Errrrr this sounds gross! Not happened to me yet, didn't know it was possible and pray to god yous are joking! 😳😳

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ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:07

toasty i commend you for figuring out the twist slide thing. This has been happening to me forever but it never occured to me.

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Ohdearducks · 08/11/2016 22:06

Hotty front botty is realz Grin

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ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:05

crying ninny

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toastytoastbear · 08/11/2016 22:04

it's mortifying. It happened for the first time in school and from then on I sat on my scarf or cardi 'because it's nice and soft'. I was at the GP in August and it was a v warm day. Stood up and turned towards the chair to pick up my bag. I WANTED TO DIE.

I now do the twist/slide thing but I'm sure that looks weird

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ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:04

LadySpratt

You've witnessed the condensation patch of doom? Oh god, what if the maths teacher saw mine?

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ladylambkin · 08/11/2016 22:04

What I love about this place is a thread like this ..fanny condensation is just the best description

ninnypoo · 08/11/2016 22:02

I definitely get a steamy fanjo when the bathroom is cold. Bent over once to see what was going on and inadvertently gave myself a fanny facial Blush

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ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:01

It happens to me in skirts if they're short enough quim

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ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:00

Haven't done an accidental fanny trump for years bum

I miss those days.

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QuimReaper · 08/11/2016 22:00

toasty Grin

It's an epidemic!

I can't say this has happened to me that I can think of, maybe because I tend to be wearing skirts?

BumWad · 08/11/2016 21:56

As for accidental fanny trumps....

Lagirafe · 08/11/2016 21:56

I'm so glad it's not just me Blush

BumWad · 08/11/2016 21:56

100% Cotton undies

PipersPiping · 08/11/2016 21:54

This is one of those things that happens but is not spoken of so we think it only happens to us!

MadameJosephine · 08/11/2016 21:54

I have never dared ask anybody else if this happens to them, Thank you for sharing!

toastytoastbear · 08/11/2016 21:54

I LITERALLY CAME ON HERE TO POST THIS THREAD

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