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Fanny condensation

557 replies

ClopySow · 08/11/2016 21:46

On plastic chairs. Just me?

Please tell me it's not just me. It happened tonight at school parents meeting. Stood up after a nice chat with the maths teacher and there is it, the diamond shaped condensation patch of doom.

I nearly name changed because i am very embarrassed, but fuck it.

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ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:55

I love you legotits

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legotits · 08/11/2016 22:53

Go in the cold toilet with a handmirror....

And cough, after a piss if you had DC..

Condensation on mirror vag vape.

just me at Catholic school then?

CaesiumTime · 08/11/2016 22:49

I am as well bumsex

Fingers crossed that I've had a cold fanny all these years.

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ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:48

Yeah, i'm always too hot bumsex

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ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:47

Don't cry seafood you're among clammy foofed friends.

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bumsexatthebingo · 08/11/2016 22:47

OMFG I don't remember ever looking at a plastic chair I've stood up from so I'm now paranoid I've been leaving minge mist on them for all to see. I can't believe it's such a problem that people actually have strategies in place!
Is it a result of fanny heat then? I'm always cold so might not get it?

seafoodeatit · 08/11/2016 22:45

I want to cry reading this thread, I have this problem but like to pretend it doesn't exist. Permanently too hot anyhow, I'm always tetchy and paranoid on the school run and have to change pants when I get back. urghhh, this is why wine was invented.

LadyDeadpool · 08/11/2016 22:42

Oh yeah got accused of pissing myself in drama class in school because of this.

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ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:41

Thanks lego can't wait...

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Kleptronic · 08/11/2016 22:41

I am most amused. Mortificado. Sherlock Holmes. Minge mist. And mingle mist. I tell you, this is the most fun I've had for aaages. Also this has happened to me. Daily fail here you come Clopy!

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ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:40

Well based on the relief from everyone, it's something we should be talking about. But the thought of simeone looking at me and going "ew...noooooooo" stopped me. Seriously, it took me about 20 minutes to get the nerve up to hit post. I thought you would all think i had a bad hot fanny.

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legotits · 08/11/2016 22:40

I've been told it's called a queef when the little fanny pump pops out.
by South Park

Don't worry about the evaporation mark OP before you know it you need Tenna ladies so it cures itself.

Or you just can't tell whether you've pissed, sweated or are having four years bleeding in 1 week.
Fannys fuck you up.
Either way no more sweat patch.

ZippyNeedsFeeding · 08/11/2016 22:39

sigh< I have finally found my people!

mellowfartfulness · 08/11/2016 22:37

Actually yeah, it can't be sweat, cause the crotch of my clothes definitely isn't soaked through. Minge fog it is.

CaesiumTime · 08/11/2016 22:37

Sweet Jesus. I had no idea.

It's like a fucking greenhouse effect, isn't it?

Why hasn't anyone ever told me?????

SpunkyMummy · 08/11/2016 22:37

Not just you. I tend to do the slide as well...

Threepumpkins · 08/11/2016 22:36

I've only ever encountered this at the gym and I don't care there because you are supposed to sweat and wipe up after yoyrself

I don't think I have a very hot fanny tbh

OTOH I often have condensation behind my knees

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ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:36

lol'd at sherlock cake

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StCecilia · 08/11/2016 22:36

Finally a group I can join Confused

It's horrendous, I tend to do the twist and slide or often try to pre-empt and slide forward, perch then get up.

wheresthewine36 · 08/11/2016 22:35

Yep, happens to me, too. Like you, it happened to me at parents evening. Just to push it all the way up to a spot in the Top 10 of horrifyingly-embarrassing-moments-you-wish-you'd-died chart, my 4 year old spotted the mark on the chair, pointed, and asked me if I'd wet myself. Joyful day.

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ClopySow · 08/11/2016 22:35

I think a number of us will rest easier tonight. I think a number will also lie awake worrying they have been leaving the diamond of doom everywhere but just didn't know it.

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frikadela01 · 08/11/2016 22:34

Minge mist
Diamond of doom

Thankyou ladies for making me genuinely laugh out loud for the first time in weeks

Stepmum123 · 08/11/2016 22:34

I'm a twisted and slider too!! Happy to know I'm not alone!! Thank you OP!!

cakedup · 08/11/2016 22:34

No neat diamond here either . Mine is just a messy big blob, although one time I swear it was a silhouette of Sherlock Holmes.

OhBigHairyBollocks · 08/11/2016 22:34

Mingle mist has got me howling Grin

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