Fanny condensation

Howling at this thread surely it's shaping up as a candidate for Classics?

I love this thread

only now I think I need a Tena

I'm crying, laughing, sneezing, snorting and peeing, I never knew I could multitask

I have found my people

Yes to the diamond of shame, or on a particularly long sit the arse outline of doom

And the minge mist, when I sit on the loo it looks like my fanny is vaping

Guess I must be extra hawt

I always wear a party liner and still get the diamond of doom on plastic chairs

Don't be tempted by scented liners.

That turns you into a glade plug in.

Every so often it puffs out the stink.

Used to hate getting up from a plastic chair at school orchestra

Not noticed it recently - maybe I've grown out of it, maybe I have grown out of sitting on plastic chairs

But it's good to have a hot fan, no? I mean who wants a chilly minge? Uncomfortable and uninviting. Mine radiates heat like nuclear fusion! I love it.

I've never heard the like before. I must be an ice queen. I have NEVER left a diamond of steam on a chair. I always wear knicks and trousers.
I have NEVER left a damp patch behind me, of any shape or size.
Might I be so insensitive as to suggest that if you encounter this embarrassing situation, you could purchase some panty liners.
It will eradicate the problem spit spot. We all have a bit of normal vaginal discharge which can result in a steamy situation if there is nothing to absorb the moisture. Or even if we are discharge free, that's prolly the hottest and most moist (sorry MN) part of the body, and placing it on a plastic chair for over an hour is asking for trouble.

Panty liners is your answer. I think.

Apologies for 'moist'. I couldn't think of a replacement word.

Seafood do you get Mortificado with Prawns?

They don't make panty liners thick enough, if anything they just make things hotter and more uncomfortable. Jeggings are the worst, it causes it to seep upwards, I came home the other day and I looked like I'd peed.

This happens to me, too! I thought I was The Only One In The World

In my case I think it's to do with being heavy of thigh and being always bloody hot anyway! Thank you for the techy explanation Stepmum

This thread is making me laugh out loud but for the first time ever for a MN thread I feel I cannot share it/ read aloud to DH I should probably embrace my natural mistyness

Is my fanny breathing or something?

KILLED ME!

noel laughed so much at your post!!😂
It happened to me at a motorcycle show in Manchester. Dh who was my Dp at the time encouraged me to sit on a Sporty BMW motorbike whilst he took a picture. A group of bikers were looking on and when I got off the bike I'd left the trademark diamond of shame. As I walked past them one of the lads said "you really liked that bike then"

I sat on my jumper through my teen years at school because of this.
Still could be worse looks sympathetically at kaelea

Oh thank God it's not just me! I do a sort of slide to the front of the seat before I get up

On the first page alone, posters seem very aptly named LadySpratt QuimReaper ninnypoo

We could start a craze of drawing a capital M, batsign like in the patch.
Like the Red Hand Gang.
Only the Mumsnet Minges.

Thank you mellowfartfulness for my new username

Also howling at kaelea

If you want a super geeky answer I think it's because the tissue ("skin") on your foof isn't like normal skin it's thin skin-like tissue made of endothelial cells (similar to that of the insides of your cheeks or your lips) meaning that fluid escapes more easily from it so it releases more moisture than the skin of your bum,thighs and legs and gives the fanny condensation effect.

kaela STOP I'm dying here

OMG kaela that is hysterical.

Seafood that's why panty liners were invented!

I get this, especially on the bus, I always tend to aim for the single seat facing inwards on the bus, the 'pensioners' seat being next to it, if I don't do the slip and slide, little old ladies get a close up .. oh gawd the shame

Talking of gyms and sweaty patches, I joined a gym, the first time I went I left a sweat patch, mortificado! so the next time I went I wore a line of panty liners, like a train, stuck to me knickers from front to back. I'm happily dying training away on a treadmill only to see one of the trainers, face agog at me... thinking no sweat patches on me, I smile and carry on, looking around to see what he's gawping at. Then I look down, one of the panty liners going down around and back up on the treadmill, another is stuck flapping at my ankle, I had sweated off the sticky bits and they worked loose and down my trouser leg .. oh the shame .. I never did go back

We should embrace it.

Next time it happens, draw a smiley face in it like it was a bus window, do a lick-finger-touch-ass-sizzle and strut off like RuPaul