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What naice things do you make sure are visible to visitors

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Wiggles84 · 06/10/2016 02:51

Most of the time I have detol hand soap in my bathrooms but if I know someone is visiting my home I get out the posh L'Occitane matching soap and moisturiser stuff I recieved for Christmas a few years back. Surely people notice it's always the same amount of fullness each time they visit? Plus who has enough time to moisturise their hands every time they wash them with a toddler in the house. Jesus if Im more than 15 seconds having a wee he'll be banging the door down wanting to come in or he will have jammed quavers in the xbox. There's no time for the luxury of hand moistorusing. Plus it's a bugger keeping a grip on his squirmy hands St the best of times let alone adding lubrication into the mix.

When my guests leave, back it goes under the sink so as not to waste it.

I also like the fruit bowl to be bursting with beautiful fruit. We always have bananas and satsumas but for some reason a pineapple just makes my mundane life feel that little bit more exotic. "Ooh look at wiggles84 she must peel her pineapple fresh each morning for her delightful childs breakfast". No a quick bit of toast and a banana and we're off to start our days. No one's got time for that surely?

None of us even like pineapple Shock

I know, I know I shouldn't care what people think but what little things do you project to the world so as to not to appear the frazzled dog tired slutten you are?

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Gowgirl · 10/10/2016 10:52

I really don't get the derision from some people, why would the fact I like to decant my veg from their sainsburies basics bags and arrange them in a nice wicker basket that's where the baby squash are going be offensive, I grant its a little pretentious but it makes me happy!
Not so many years ago you could sum this thread up as homemaking, and yes I have polished the living room with the method polish, it smells lovely!!!

MaQueen · 10/10/2016 10:45

I also like frills and furbelows too...

pregnantat50 · 10/10/2016 10:41

I love that word: Had to look it up though as not heard of it before

Full Definition of frippery
plural fripperies
1
obsolete
a : cast-off clothes
b archaic : a place where old clothes are sold
2
a : finery; also : an elegant or showy garment
b : something showy, frivolous, or nonessential
c : ostentation; especially : something foolish or affectedly elegant
See frippery defined for English-language learners

MaQueen · 10/10/2016 10:38

pregnant but you can be welcoming and faff about with fripperies, too.

The two aren't mutually exclusive. One of my friends loves coming to stay because I stage the guest room like a boutique hotel room.

pregnantat50 · 10/10/2016 10:33

I wonder if I could get away with plastic fruit, give them a polish now and then...no one would know

Gowgirl · 10/10/2016 10:29

Luckily the dcs like fruit so its ann ever changing display,, don't normally bbuy pineapple though.....

pregnantat50 · 10/10/2016 10:26

I wish I could share the contents of my fridge with you....lol (its basically like the ones you get in Currys!...empty) Not a very good welcome for visitors...and I dont think I have filled the fruit bowl in ages ...actually I dont think I have a fruit bowl for that matter xx

Gowgirl · 10/10/2016 10:20

Are these even edible? And where should I stage put them?

Gowgirl · 10/10/2016 10:19

Been shopping😁

What naice things do you make sure are visible to visitors
GinAndOnIt · 10/10/2016 10:00

But pregnant that's the point of all the staging - we're not hiding all our belongings away, we are making the home looked 'lived in' but in a nice way Grin

My house always has dishes next to the sink, dog hair, cat hair, mud/wheat/straw/maize off DP's clothes, washing on clothes airers and everything in between. But that doesn't mean I want to look at a ripped old sponge with half of last night's sausages on Wink

pregnantat50 · 10/10/2016 09:44

Can I just add another perspective from the guests point of view. I have never been happier when arriving at a friends place to find utter chaos...lol, I like a lived in home, it makes me feel relaxed and not worry so much about what they will think of my place.

Seriously though, clean but cluttered and the odd item that isnt top of the range doesnt cause me alarm, it makes them normal :)

GinAndOnIt · 10/10/2016 09:41

Ah, I am so much more likely to be welcoming if I'm proud of how my house looks though.

Crystal15 · 10/10/2016 09:33

To be honest the warmest and most welcoming house I've been a guest at had no posh candles or fancy soap. It was cosy, warm and inviting. Nice biscuits, plenty of hot drinks offered, the odd piece of home made cake. The linen cupboard for bathing had no fancy guest towels. But their was something so lovely about seeing a life time of collected linens. As long as the bedding is clean, the house isn't grotty and hosts and welcoming I have a lovely stay.

ImYourWomanJonSnow · 10/10/2016 09:32

Abyssinian Yes that's what I meant, how do you find a book you need even when you know you have it? Admittedly I'm not super visual, and many of my books are pretty unexciting in terms of design or even title. Only yesterday I was looking for a book on science and pregnancy, and apart from knowing I had it I couldn't for life of me remember what it looked like or even what it's title was. Luckily having a baby book shelf made the job easy. (The book was Expecting Better, turned out)

NoCapes · 10/10/2016 09:07

DoYouRemember can I come live with you please? Grin
And we're definitely going to need a picture of the stunt baking area, definitely!

AbyssinianBanana · 09/10/2016 23:41

Imyourwoman... Er, I know which books I own? Not sure I understand your question (or maybe I'm more visual than most?) but as I've read them all, I can generally recall if the book I'm looking for was bright purple or blue. Maybe I have a more visual memory. Which would explain a lot on this thread, really.

TheColonelAdoresPuffins · 09/10/2016 23:29

Mumsnet stunt pineapple scarf

What naice things do you make sure are visible to visitors
OneMoreForExtra · 09/10/2016 22:51

Love love love this thread. Yes to his n hers guest dressing gowns (and addin a bowl of guest toiletries), posh biscuits and room spray.

But our main guest ritual, for evening / dinnery occasions, is to have champagne flutes and canapes assembled on the kitchen table when they arrive, so the scene is set for an evening of languid pleasure. Little do they know that I was slopping stuffed peppers and chargrilled artichokes out of plastic tubs into the canape dishes and trying to cram the slimy containers into the bin seconds before the doorbell, while DH runs from room to room screeching that he can only find 4 unchipped glasses...

DailyMailFuckRightOff · 09/10/2016 21:54

Yes to the Harvest Festival pineapple!

DonkeyHotay · 09/10/2016 21:31

I'm going to get a pineapple for harvest festival. It will be like the mumsnet scarf of yesteryear.

inappropriateraspberry · 09/10/2016 21:06

Stunt pineapples on Poldark!

MaQueen · 09/10/2016 17:52

Ah, good...good, another acolyte...Welcome to the fold DoYou

DoYouRememberJustinBobby · 09/10/2016 17:26

I have found my people.
I have an vintage sewing box currently sitting on a sitting room side table, slightly askew with a few inches of ricrac hanging artfully out the side next to a vintage cotton reel and darning mushroom. I did so some sewing and darning...about 3 months ago but didnt get round to putting it away then decided it looked impressively crafty. One person who stops by on a regular basis said "oh you're always on the go with your crafts, aren't you?" Grin

I have a huge Kilner jar in the kitchen, half filled with organic golden caster sugar, complete with a retro, embossed label. Inside the jar is a fancy, hand carved wooden spoon. Next to the jar is a stack of Mrs Beeton books and a selection of cookie cutters arranged in a pretty bowl.
I do bake but I never use anything from my display section, it looks too nice. I rotate the books and cookie cutters once every couple of weeks so it doesn't look too staged. Wink

My downstairs bathroom cupboard contains only my Origins, Sunday Riley and Aesop bits and bobs (mostly gifts). Everything less impressive is in our huge, ramshackle family bathroom cupboard.

Our hall is sprayed with homemade room fragrance, the fireplaces stocked with nicely arranged logs (and pinecones!), my dining room table is currently home to a vintage cake stand full of homegrown apples. I've cultivated a little reading corner vingette in a dark nook. A pile of old vogue magazines supports a pretty charity shop lamp, next to a cosy chair and a couple of cosy blankets with a half read book left over the arm of the chair.

Having the house guest ready pleases me no end. I'm loving the stunt pineapple and most everything else.
My family think I'm crackers.

adogcalledbert · 09/10/2016 08:21

Loving this thread.
I have been known to put out my Cath Kidston tea towels and Molton Brown hand wash in the kitchen when we have guests.

Anyone else wondering if those times we've been to someone's fragrant, tasteful and HomesandGardens houses that it's not really how they live? It's rather reassuring.

ARichVernacular · 09/10/2016 07:35

AnneGables I'm now picturing your guests cowering on a perfectly plumped sofa while you stalk up and down in front of them, shouting "well? Come on, one of you must need a shit!" Grin

Must confess I don't do anything like this, just aim for achievably clean and tidy (and my children will eat any fruit that goes in the fruit bowl, probably would even if it was plastic), but I'm finding this thread curiously inspiring.