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Oh ffs, if my dog were on AIBU this would be the scene right now.

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SatansLittleHelper2 · 05/06/2016 11:11

AIBU ??

I'd just finished taking a drink from the toilet bowl when I smelt something tasty in.the bathroom bin.

What could I do other than nose it out the door so it rolled down the stairs (( my preferred method of bin opening )) and there amongst the usual fluff was a blood soaked, tasty morsel.

IMO in thinking my human over reacted ?? Was there really any need to chase me round the house screeching and yelling at human number 2 (( number 2 because he doesnt keep treats in his pocket ))' the string, the.fucking string, the stupid idiot has a.fucking tampon string hanging out of its mouth, don't just sit there'

After snatching my snack away owner is now upstairs making an awful racket in the bathroom. AIBU in thinking this is emotional abuse and completely unreasonable ? I really don't see what all the fuss is about. 🐕

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Princesspeach1980 · 05/06/2016 11:16

Satandog I feel your pain, my human reacts the same when I steal her used pants from the washing pile and take them to my bed so I can lick the gusset clean. Love Peachhound Grin

PreciousVagine · 05/06/2016 11:14

This has put me off ever owning a dog Grin