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Mumsnet Top Trumps

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DeadAsADildo · 13/05/2016 21:59

(Inspired by another thread-posts may be entirely fictional)

My 10y old has never had a fizzy drink in his entire life.

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ThoraGruntwhistle · 14/05/2016 06:14

My children have never heard of Coke to the point that they don't even have any concept of bubbles.

BadLad · 14/05/2016 05:39

Mine teaches at a university.

He built the university himself too.

winchester1 · 14/05/2016 05:05

My five yr old is at a red.brick university.

BadLad · 14/05/2016 05:03

Make that Goady Fuckery, not Goadiness.

BadLad · 14/05/2016 05:01

I thought you were going to suggest categories and values for your own card if you were part of a Mumsnet set of Top Trumps.

Like this - out of 100

BADLAD

Goadiness - 74
Mumsnet Royalty - 04
Ego - 92
Feminism - 36
LTB - 18
Loo Brush Usage - 46
Entitled Behaviour - 69

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DeadAsADildo · 13/05/2016 22:01

I'll do another just to get the smug ball rolling

In fact my 10 year old has never even heard of Coke.

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