With a human skull in the garden?

Apologies - got distracted making a hanging-in-the-garden-for-out-dig den out of a curtain. I am not naturally crafty so required a bit of concentration.

The area behind the bricks (see top photo) appears to be a thick wall of rubble. I obviously haven't spent much time in there because I found this (see middle photo) bricked up doorway with lots of hooks (see bottom photo) above it.

Any cellar experts?

OP... ?

Beer is indeed better... Than most things 😂🍺

beer -> better

Is that a correction or a statement of fact?

OP, glad to see you have the first aid box sorted already.

Nutella and Mr Bump kit will mean you are prepared for the majority of situations.

beer -> better

From Supernatural,EBear.

Thank you - I had to google to find out Supernatural is a fantasy TV series.

I think I'm beer on 19th century culture than 21st century...

But you might own a smartphone with a videocamera with a light?

You need to order one of those drones from amazon. I'd send my DH over (he'd love that) but unfortunately we're a rather long way from the shire these days.

Lud Of course - I never even thought about rebuilding! YS will appreciate that.

Still no news from the coppers. I'm pretty sure they've got nothing more pressing to attend to so I'm wondering why it's taking them so long...

It's sunny here in the Shire. In the movies, nothing really bad ever happens without a thunderstorm so I've been making preparations. I asked DD if she'd like to come on an adventure with me and she said she'd love to but did I remember that she's allergic to wind and cold aminals? 😳 Not sure how much help she's going to be either.

If you don't hear back from me within a day or two, please call the prime minister and ask him to send his SWAT team to YS's last resting place.

And no, I don't own a selfie stick

Can I come to this party dig? I can bring toothpicks, fag filters and plasticine, I can rebuild the heads. Put a face to a name!

From Supernatural, EBear.

Wakeup I'm happy to take over responsibility for the brushy things (whispers - they are usually just ordinary paint brushes y'know).

Don't you have a selfie stick you could use to poke your camera round in that gap?

Who are the Winchester boys?

Never mind Ghost Hunters, get in the Winchester boys! If there's nothing spooky going on I'll happily keep Dean, er, "entertained"

I'm gutted, my house is so boring it's a modern-ish one that's been built onto a Victorian terrace, I did some research to see if the original house had been bombed in the war (there were definitely houses nearby that were blitzed) but no, apparently not.

A cellar?! You have a cellar?! You know what lurks in cellars don't you? Witches, ghosts, walkers and Freddy Krugers. That's what. You need a Ghost Busting team aswell. Now I would volunteer but then that leaves no one incharge of the all important brushy things

Maybe your house was Yorick's old house and he has the rest of his family in the cellar? 😱

Funko I noticed that too, I think it's YS's long lost brother.

OP, do you have a small dog? Or can you borrow one? Attach a night vision camera to him and chuck him through the gap and tell him to "go fetch". And then post the video.

There's a face on the top right hand rock 😂

Hope you don't mind OP, but I took it upon myself to do a bit of enhancing on your pic, and this is what I came up with:

Two year olds these days just have no idea!

OP, what you need is one of those lamps that they use for lamping. Big and bright. Will light the whole tunnel all the way to the church. THEN take a photo.

We're all behind you hiding under the stairs just in case you scream.

Kudos to you OP - with your skulls and your hitherto mysteriously forgotten about boarded-up cellars, you are really spoiling us.

Here's my pants attempt. Going to arm myself properly, get backup (two year old was less helpful than I'd hoped) and go in again.

You have a cellar ....... ? A bricked up cellar ........... ?
This won't end well, you mark my words!