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My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

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DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT · 06/05/2016 19:04

Too vague?

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ThumbWitchesAbroad · 11/05/2016 12:33

HUrrah for Victory against FMFF! Serves her right, the fridge-hogging Cunty McCuntychops that she is.

Hi-fives to Sushi, ITBitch and Kenny StarStarStarCakeWine

wherethefuckisthefuckingtuna · 11/05/2016 12:18

FMFF is, what we refer to in our household as, a double-decker cunt-bus.

InternationalHouseofToast · 11/05/2016 11:42

FMFF definitely is in work isn't she? It's not empty because she's had the morning off to go to the dentist or something?

I wonder where she has stored today's food then.....

SheWhoDaresGins · 11/05/2016 11:19

Well done OP, ITBitch and SK loved both threads and I, like cazjn am sad this may be the end Sad

Lets hope FFMF abides by the rules. I'm thinking she will be back to her old ways sooner rather than later though. hopefully, just for the thread fans

dangerrabbit · 11/05/2016 11:11

This is a good update, OP, in your ongoing war against fridgecunt.
PS Daily Mail are Cunts

cazjn · 11/05/2016 11:00

Oh no.....what am I going to do for my daily entertainment now :-(

winningticketholder · 11/05/2016 10:57

Hurrah!

Time for a new fuse?

shoeaddict83 · 11/05/2016 10:53

well done not dont!!! Blush

shoeaddict83 · 11/05/2016 10:53

woohoo!! Victory!
well dont sushi, IT Bitch and Sk people power!!! Grin

rainbowstardrops · 11/05/2016 10:50

Yay! Power to the people!!!! Well done for your stealth efforts Sushi, ITBitch and sidekick!

You're going to have one very pissed off work colleague though Grin

Natsku · 11/05/2016 10:49

Huzzah! Its not bullying when people fight back against a bully/cunt.

TransvisionTramp · 11/05/2016 10:45

ROUND OF APPLAUSE to Sushi, ITBitch & Sidekick

I love it when a plan comes together, this uprising against FMFF's dictatorship has been admirable.

But I do feel a bit sad that this is possibly the end of the thread. It's kept me so entertained. Grin

RaeSkywalker · 11/05/2016 10:17

Glad to hear about the notice. I hope that it's come from management and that they have finally addressed the situation.

FloweryBaps · 11/05/2016 10:10

Yes sepa very much so. I feel a self-help group might be necessary.

dowhatnow · 11/05/2016 10:03

HR are not going to look kindly on it if they end up buying a new fridge as the old one isn't working...
Will it still be resolved when it's obviouisly ok again?

sepa · 11/05/2016 10:02

Is anyone else sad that this could mean the end of The Fridge Aventures of Sushi, ITBitch & Sidekick

FloweryBaps · 11/05/2016 10:02

Victory! Huzzah!! A momentous day for corgettes the world over.

Up yours Fridgey McCunterson!

RedToothBrush · 11/05/2016 09:56

Awesome! Result.

Glad to see you seem to have it resolved.

Though do let us know if the FridgeBitch's head explodes

DesertIslandPenguin · 11/05/2016 09:56

Who put the notice up? Management/HR/annoyed colleague?

DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT · 11/05/2016 09:46

Summary
FRIDGEWARS
Personal groceries are FORBIDDEN
RAW MEAT- see above.

No Haikus

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BoatyMcBoat · 11/05/2016 09:46

Oh dear, that fridge seems a little eratic. I'd be worried about keeping my shopping in it.

I'd feel OK about keeping my lunch in it though, half a day for a sarnie is a bit diff from a whole day for raw meat....

Love to IT Bitches et al Star

MaddyHatter · 11/05/2016 09:39

you can't not divulge the notice!! We NEED to know, even if its paraphrased!

Chippednailvarnishing · 11/05/2016 09:32

Well done OP.

Sent my love to ITbitch and Sidekick!

DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT · 11/05/2016 09:31

It's not working at the moment Wink

Hopefully it'll work soon. I'm used to eating warm prawns-nothing gives me the cunting Daily Mail shits anymore.

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LaContessaDiPlump · 11/05/2016 09:30

It's interesting isn't it: rising up against an office dictator is initially admirable, but sustained resistance is viewed as 'not on' because everyone's against her (and obviously so). While I understand people's wariness of the situation, you've got to remember that FridgeFucker gave not one shit about anyone else's feelings even when it was made perfectly clear that her behaviour was causing upset. That rather erodes my sympathy for her current predicament, I'm afraid.

Covering your backs with an email is a good backup option though op!!

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