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Original poster

My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

623 replies

DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT · 06/05/2016 19:04

Too vague?

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Chippednailvarnishing · 09/05/2016 16:10

Doesn't that mean she still free to load the fridge up with her daily shop?

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DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT · 09/05/2016 16:07

Not in trouble!
Hope this is right name Blush
It's just been ridiculously busy and also the kitchen is HOT. Boss has suspiciously been hanging around the IT desks.

E mail has gone around saying all colleagues are to empty the fridge of personal belongings every night. Only FMFF would say "personal items" GrinI might put my bike locks and some clean socks in it before I go.

We found out who the courgette cunt was
Sidekick who will now be known as courgetteKennycunt CKC.*

I'm printing out that courgettecock- classic!

Has anybody said cunt yet?

Not his real name but he does like an orange hoodie

OP posts:
mix56 · 09/05/2016 15:58

Hoping the fridge is still bursting with stuff & FF brings her shopping tomorrow. then there will be a stand off at the courgette coral

LordoftheTits · 09/05/2016 15:37

Goingtobeawesome

She did start the thread and then name changed, so the posts aren't highlighted.

AskingForAPal · 09/05/2016 15:32

Bought sushi today hoping it would help me find you, and it did!

TransvisionTramp · 09/05/2016 15:11

I'm hoping you're just unable to update OP rather than being in trouble.

and crying laughing at that pic QueenArseClangers

Viva la Revolution, Viva la Cock Courgette!
(I might want a t-shirt with this on it)

apricotdanish · 09/05/2016 15:01

Please, please tell us something, it must be lunchtime now! Starting to worry you're in trouble...

fourquenelles · 09/05/2016 14:51

Favourite way of getting more "speed" vegetables into my diet is to make zoats. Grate half a courgette, add to 35 g oats, milk (or water) and cinnamon and nuke in the microwave for 2 minutes. Not bad especially with berries on top.

Useless factoid - called zoats as the American for courgette is zucchini (as you all know).

Elledouble · 09/05/2016 14:51

Bonus courgette! I wish I was in your office.

QueenArseClangers · 09/05/2016 14:32

Was it shaped like this...?

My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..
FullMoonTonight · 09/05/2016 14:18

BeautyQueen me too!

TheExtraGuineaPig · 09/05/2016 14:12

I found the thread!! And as a bonus some tasty courgette recipe hints. Who said procrastinating doesn't pay?

Also shamelessly placemarking. It's been a stressful half hour or so finding the new thread.

darceybussell · 09/05/2016 14:12

I had sushi for lunch in honour of the OP

ANewIdentitytoJazzItUpABit · 09/05/2016 14:11

This is chat forum gold! Grin

momb · 09/05/2016 14:08

Someone actually put a courgette on the top shelf? Genius!

KittenOfWoe · 09/05/2016 14:07

Sidesteps innocently in.....

DeniseBee · 09/05/2016 13:47

Placemarking and proud of it...

OTheHugeManatee · 09/05/2016 13:47

If the courgette has not been carved all might still be well

Goingtobeawesome · 09/05/2016 13:46

The poster who lost her sushi's posts aren't not highlighted because she name changed! It's because she didn't start this thread.

BeautyQueenFromMars · 09/05/2016 13:46

Gah - I know what a courgette looks like, I've had them plenty of times before, but this whole time I've been picturing an aubergine when anyone has said courgette! Blush

hellsbellsmelons · 09/05/2016 13:45

Finally found you.
Ooooopppss... you have deffo been rumbled.

SouthDownsSunshine · 09/05/2016 13:39

Love courgettes: cake, fried in oil and garlic, roasted. Yummy.

Anyone else been craving sushi?

CheeseAndSprinkleys · 09/05/2016 13:38

Love that she didn't buy her shopping today as she thought the fridge wasn't working, only to come into work today to find it working and full of sushi 😂😂😂.
You've got to fill it tonight after she's gone. Can't wait to hear of tomorrow's update when she's standing with her bags of shopping in front of a full fridge. Serves her right!

Ememem84 · 09/05/2016 13:38

Grate courgette ribbons fry in butter with sage and garlic and throw over pasta. delicious.

C'mon op. It's almost lunchtime. Aren't you taking a break today...?

InternationalHouseofToast · 09/05/2016 13:37

If your boss isn't in tomorrow, and the fridge gets filled with someone's shopping, fridges look like they're not working if the bulb, which is screw fit in a fridge, happens to work slightly loose and therefore does not light up when you open the door.

Just saying [cough] Grin

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