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Original poster

My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

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DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT · 06/05/2016 19:04

Too vague?

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BabyMonkeyMummy · 10/05/2016 11:23

OP do you actually think it's acceptable that you're doing work and not updating us? I sincerely hope that you're using your time wisely and carving courgettes as we speak.

BitOutOfPractice · 10/05/2016 11:02

Oh! A new thread. What's occurring?

WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant · 10/05/2016 10:58

Ooh. Thanks punny

sepa · 10/05/2016 10:57

misspunny these courgette muffins don't taste like they have been refrigerated. Was there no room?

sepa · 10/05/2016 10:55

Where is today's update? Way too invested in this to not get a minute by minute account.
Maybe FMFF has seen this thread and everyone has been pulled into a war meeting with boss?

MissPunnyMany · 10/05/2016 10:49

Yessssss! Have found the new thread and caught up.

Disappointed that mardle wasn't in the know in the end.

Courgette muffin anyone?

dangerrabbit · 10/05/2016 10:40

Whoops sorry don't know how I put that on bold!

But you can see I am very keen for an update

Grin
dangerrabbit · 10/05/2016 10:39

taps fingers for today's update

Goingtobeawesome · 10/05/2016 10:17

I'm not worthy. I had roasted courgettes for my tea yesterday and completely forgot about the relevance.

I'm so sorry.

SadBlush.

Stormtreader · 10/05/2016 10:16

So happy to have found this thread again!
I think id be tempted to start doing a daily morning email, copying in HR and boss, with a photo of the contents of the fridge that morning.
If she doesnt do it when she knows the boss is in, she probably doesnt want them to see how bad it is and is just telling them that she buys "a few things" and people are over-reacting.

Twistedheartache · 10/05/2016 10:06

Maybe they are busy removing her shopping from the fridge to make space for the courgette sushi???

BoatyMcBoat · 10/05/2016 10:03

This could be fun!

DartmoorDoughnut · 10/05/2016 09:52

Maybe they're all in an office meeting about fridge etiquette?!

Taytocrisps · 10/05/2016 09:52

I love these two threads. Our fridge wars haven't escalated beyond notes on the fridge about stealing milk (yes, we know who you are!). And there's been the odd pa e-mail about emptying the shredder bag when it's full -I may have sent that after I went to change the shredder bag and was almost buried under a landslide of shredded paper-

I pulled a courgette out of the fridge yesterday for dinner and thought of you all and laughed.

mix56 · 10/05/2016 09:41

Can we all sign a petition ? called, "Fridge of X litre capacity divided by X office staff = X litre space per person each. viva la revolución

can the FF not just do an on line shop ?

DeepfriedPizza · 10/05/2016 09:38

I'm looking forward to today

smilingthroughgrittedteeth · 10/05/2016 09:34

This is my favourite thread on MN ever Grin

covertblackberry · 10/05/2016 09:28

Try and get a photo of fridge contents if you can OP

Chippednailvarnishing · 10/05/2016 09:22

#courgettegate

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fatandold · 10/05/2016 09:15

It's gone 9 already....

Applejack29 · 10/05/2016 09:13

I may be over invested...I actually dreamed about courgettes last night Hmm Grin

CheeseAndSprinkleys · 10/05/2016 09:03

What, no update yet?!?

gingerbreadmanm · 10/05/2016 08:58

Day 2 in FMFF fridge...

Cant wait for todays round up

LazySusan11 · 10/05/2016 08:47

Signing in for another day of #courgettegate Grin

CashedTheChequeHasBeen · 10/05/2016 08:47

What's happening this morning. Are you on your way to work fully armed with courgettes?